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Thwarp, Stormkeld Stunt Double
@trash-artificer.bsky.social
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MTG, DND, and ttrpg art
6 mana 6/6 appreciator
I draw monsters and women and monster women (and dinosaurs)
18+

On a giant drawing side quest, to try to be a Lorwyn ambassador.
#GiantAmbassador
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Working on some very heterosexual team building
A cropped sketch of a very smug stone elemental woman’s face Cropped sketch of aome legs being held down and a stunlocked Mardrid icon
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Photo of an elephant breaking through a kitchen wall, likely to commit pachyderm mischief
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I could just trade in the gender envy for gender
Beluna Grandsquall, a storm/cloud giant sittining on her throne and messing around with a presumably stolen cart
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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@onionbug.bsky.social in Valkyrie armor comm complete!

Thank you again for helping out @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social a few weeks back 💖
Amanda bust pose, in a set of blue/gold/leather plate armor & helm
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Something about this feels wrong, lol
Hall of storm giants, earthbent into an 8/8 land creature
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I gotchu fam
Cyclone Summoner {5}{U}{U} Creature — Giant Wizard When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, return all permanents to their owners’ hands except for Giants, Wizards, and lands.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I’ll just leave this goober here
Mardrid she/they

(This art by Galantines)
Colored sketchy bust of Mardrid (1/2 cloud giant woman) in an Ancient Greek style outfit
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I have had crop goo for about 3 days now.
And it’s already becoming one of my favorite non-creature spells.

“Of your guys are big as hell? Here turbo-scry”
Cream of the Crop {1}{G} Enchantment Whenever a creature you control enters, you may look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that creature’s power. If you do, put one of those cards on top of your library and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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IT’S WIZARD WEDNESDAY BAYBEE

It’s always Wizard Wednesday at the Frostpyre
Aegar, the Freezing Flame {1}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Giant Wizard Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess damage, if a Giant, Wizard, or spell you controlled dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card. 3/3
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I love Sunny Tits enough that I play them even outside of MTG, lmao

The Heroes vs Monsters one showed up in our Theros campaign.
And has been added to Mardrid’s shapechange rolodex.
A dnd Sun Titan stat block Sun Titan {4}{W}{W} Creature — Giant Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. A blazing sun that never sets.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I wish the Theros titans were more playable in non-mill strategies

These guys are cool as hell.
Peak “M11 Titan but legendary” mechanics.
And all of the artwork rips

but I almost never am able to escape them
Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath {1}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Elder Giant When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury {1}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Elder Giant When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. Escape—{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger {B}{R} Legendary Creature — Elder Giant When Kroxa enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Kroxa enters or attacks, each opponent discards a card, then each opponent who didn’t discard a nonland card this way loses 3 life. Escape—{B}{B}{R}{R}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I do like Phyrexian Arena in my black decks

But Big Bastard Arena is much more my style
Thickest in the Thicket {3}{G}{G} Enchantment When this enchantment enters, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature’s power. At the beginning of your end step, draw two cards if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power. No pain, no fame.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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OH
and I finally got this stupid ass combo in play
Inferno Titan {4}{R}{R} Creature — Giant {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets. Bow of Nylea {1}{G}{G} Legendary Enchantment Artifact Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. {1}{G}, {T}: Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Bow of Nylea deals 2 damage to target creature with flying. • You gain 3 life. • Put up to four target cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library in any order.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Just wrapped up commander night at @gremlin.world headquarters

no wins, but I pulled off a rad Kalemne Dracosaur team up combo that killed a 10/10 gargoyle and punched a gates player to near death
✨So a moral win✨

Anyways, having local magic friends is the cooliest
Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas {2}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Giant Soldier Double strike, vigilance Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, you get an experience counter. Kalemne gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have. 3/3 Bonehoard Dracosaur {3}{R}{R} Creature — Dinosaur Dragon Flying, first strike At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I’m swapping Tempt with Discorvery out of Bruse Thrasios Giants

And I’m not sure if I want to go with something generic good, on-theme, or some silly nonsense
Invasion of Zendikar {3}{G} Battle — Siege (As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it’s defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.) When this Siege enters, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Defense: 3 Awakened Skyclave Color Indicator: Green Creature — Elemental Vigilance, haste As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it’s a land in addition to its other types. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Dictate of Karametra {3}{G}{G} Enchantment Flash Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. The Regalia {4} Legendary Artifact — Vehicle Haste Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Crew 1
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I’ll toss in the siege lesbians’ fits

Mardrid’s casual wrap
And Thryx’s armor (+a ref with the cloud hair not covering anything)
Mardrid (1/2 cloud giant with a sunset palette) sitting in the doorway of a blacksmiths shop, showing the blacksmith a doodle of a rad lightning spear Framed alternate art for Thryx the Sudden Storm Showing out transfem Thryx (sea storm palette full cloud giant) hovering ominously over stormy seas The same Thryx image, with with less finished details. Allowing a better look at her sea floor salvaged storm giant armor
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Context
A screenshotted discord message with an emoji in the same Grub pose With “me rn” written below it
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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✨Behold✨
Small grub-ish Thwarp
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I’m gonna be real
A cloud over the sea
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Sketched out some Theros Campaign lil guys (of varying originality) + their new fits

@therissa.bsky.social
@sailingkobold.bsky.social
@gremlin.world
@coveofmadness.bsky.social

I’ll try to finish them up throughout the week
#dndcharacter #ocart
Draw your OC (and supporting cast) in your friend’s OC outfits, with various giants in sketched costumes
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Finished up work on the Aerostar today, to get it ready for it’s smog test

New muffler baybee!
The new shiny muffler next to the old shitty rusted out muffler New muffler installed
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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QRP with your art with fire🔥🔥
A heat-discolored titanium furnace titan, with smoke and embers pouring out of the exhaust on it’s back and it’s cooling tower like head vent
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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draw yourself rn
I'm drawing myself rn
sketch of my cloud giant artsona drawing herself in this current sketch
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I still keep my og Kogla in the “cards that make me happy” section of my binder, lol

he was one of my first big cool cards I opened when I started playing magic
A binder page with Ephara, Polukranos , Nylea, Archmage of Runes, Kalemne, Brion, Calamity Bearer, KOGLA THE BIGMONKE, and ancient gold dragon
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It’s simian Saturday!

Mechanically they’re solid enough.
But I really play them because they have one of raddest pieces of art in MTG
Kogla and Yidaro {2}{R}{R}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Ape Dinosaur Turtle When Kogla and Yidaro enters, choose one — • It gains trample and haste until end of turn. • It fights target creature you don’t control. {2}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Shuffle this card into your library from your graveyard, then draw a card. 7/7
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM