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Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
A quick wit and humour are the only lens through which life makes sense.

Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦

I spend my free time reading and watching old black and white movies.
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Back in the 90s I used to think Mel Gibson was badass AF.

Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!

Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣

I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.

Smdh. Melvin.
Stranger Things 5 is a go!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m always unsure about social convention so if I repeatedly decline invitations to do stuff with you don’t take it personally.

I don’t know how many times we have to hang out before I’m obligated to help you move heavy things, or attend your funeral. Just know, that’s the obligations I’m avoiding
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Good news Regina.

Crime numbers are down overall…

But we are still a very murder-y city. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: look, I don’t mean to sound like a dick. But…

Narrator: now, watch this, you can guarantee you’re about to hear the most dickish things you’ve heard in quite some time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Rodent War 2025 update from the front:

I feel like the guy from jaws who used his wife’s pot roast to bait the shark.

I’m using my wife’s marshmallow peanut butter squares to hunt the mice in my garage.

There will be casualties today and movement at the front.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy Stranger Things day, for those who celebrate. 🥳
a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
ALT: a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
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November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was telling my daughter about the time me and one of my friends started a construction job, and to fit in I told the crew my friend had a glass eye and not to bring it up bc he was sensitive.

When he found out he was so mad he quit but everybody thought it was hilarious so I made lots of friends
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Christmas town close ups part 2
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Some Christmas Town close ups
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oak island, season 1, January 2014: this is so exciting, I remember this place from that’s incredible. I have to see what happens.

Oak island, season whatever, 2025: man, fuck that stupid island. I’m not watching that shit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yea. I do watch cartoons alone. 🤣🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Wow, Colleen Jones.

That’s a tough one. I don’t think there is a Canadian my age who wouldn’t recognize that intense stare.

Rest in peace.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Like the guy at Campbells was confirming something we didn’t already know?

It’s a can of salt with questionable ingredients. The ultimate struggle meal. Not one of us thought we were fine fucking diners eating that shit. 🤣🤣🤣

I think people generally just hate to hear the truth out loud. 🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sometimes if my kid sees Me looking at obituaries and asks what I’m doing, I’ll tell them the cautionary tale of how that particular person crossed me and I wished them dead not 24 hours ago.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You can’t make this up. Poilievre’s new campaign manager is named Outhouse. 🤣🤣🤣

Fitting, I’m sure. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At some point years ago life became so difficult that I just started drinking dark roast coffee black. No sugar. No happiness. No comfort. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stepson: I went on a first date last night.

Me: good lord, don’t tell your mom. She will try and go with you guys next time and sit in between you. 🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’ve heard the Monday morning office anthem around me at least four times already. lol.

🎶 It’s not my fault 🎶

I hate that song. lol.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
City of Regina reminding us that if we want nice things we need to pay more.

Wait… we aren’t getting us nice things? They are just reminding us they will take away more stuff if we don’t pay more? wtf?! 😳🤣🤣🤣
Show Me The Money The Simpsons GIF
ALT: Show Me The Money The Simpsons GIF
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November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Monday.

The black jelly bean of the week.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
One of my favorite things about social media is seeing photographs of places I’ll likely never visit

Thank you to two of my favourites @kevpeirce.bsky.social @retrogirlmn.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Pinnacle of Penitence.

Port Arthur, Tasmania, Australia.

© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.

#photo #photography #australia #tasmania #PortArthur #HistoricRuins #ConvictHistory #Spire #GothicArchitecture #BlackAndWhite #BnWPhotography #ArchitecturalDetail
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The Chuyin riverbank marsh in Hualien, Taiwan, is an ideal place for photographing amphibians and snakes at night.

My Portfolio:
portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity

#landscapephotography #landscape #naturephotography #nature #wildlifephotography #wildlife #wetland #marsh #photography
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The tangled history of the land, etched in wood.

Wirrabara, South Australia.

© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.

#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #BlackAndWhite #Monochrome #AustralianLandscape #TreePhotography
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me too pout pout fish. Me too.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM