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``ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐘, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.. . ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ'ᴍ 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ’ ’
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#DCRP
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[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
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``ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐘, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.. . ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ'ᴍ 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ’ ’
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#DCRP
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[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
Pinned
💭: Not…. Not the turkey? Or gravy?? Candied yams?
[ Trying to pout, again ]
[ Trying to pout, again ]
I guess... I could share dumplings with you?
💭: WHAT?
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
💭: Not…. Not the turkey? Or gravy?? Candied yams?
[ Trying to pout, again ]
[ Trying to pout, again ]
💭: WHAT?
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
[ He's responding to the meows out loud... ]
Unfortunately, I can't reach the Constellation who could turn you back. We can only wait it out and I'll keep you safe in the meantime.
Unfortunately, I can't reach the Constellation who could turn you back. We can only wait it out and I'll keep you safe in the meantime.
💭: YOU CAN?
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
💭: WHAT?
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
💭: But… but the FOOD
[ Devastated meows. ]
💭: YOU CAN?
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
Hi. Sorry about that.
You can speak, I can understand.
You can speak, I can understand.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
💭: YOU CAN?
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
[ Meowing. Lots of meowing]
💭: Fix me! I want to eat turkey, and stuffing, and all of it! Human food!!
Pausing in his quest to table hop….
Turning. Staringgg..
That was the NICE one.
Turning. Staringgg..
That was the NICE one.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pausing in his quest to table hop….
Turning. Staringgg..
That was the NICE one.
Turning. Staringgg..
That was the NICE one.
A disgruntled look, shaking his head.
This man was hopeless, and Dick couldn’t see ANYTHING down here.
Off to jump onto a table….
This man was hopeless, and Dick couldn’t see ANYTHING down here.
Off to jump onto a table….
...?
"Why do you look constipated?"
"Why do you look constipated?"
A startled yowl being grabbed, but—
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A disgruntled look, shaking his head.
This man was hopeless, and Dick couldn’t see ANYTHING down here.
Off to jump onto a table….
This man was hopeless, and Dick couldn’t see ANYTHING down here.
Off to jump onto a table….
What was that vibrating in his chest?
Oh, oh he was purring. Those scratches felt nice—
Oh, oh he was purring. Those scratches felt nice—
ᅠᅠㅤ squat ... toying with the webs above the cat.
❝ ... this is a much easier way to digest a first meeting. ❞
Reaching... scratching his ears.
❝ ... this is a much easier way to digest a first meeting. ❞
Reaching... scratching his ears.
Can’t resist the strange temptation, big blue feline eyes are locked on the webs.
Pawing at them.
Pawing at them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What was that vibrating in his chest?
Oh, oh he was purring. Those scratches felt nice—
Oh, oh he was purring. Those scratches felt nice—
A startled yowl being grabbed, but—
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
A sigh.
"Now look what you've done. You're stuck."
Surprisingly gentle hands take hold of the cat, gently lifting him up, using one hand to free the tangled claws.
Then, back on the floor.
"You're free now. Run along."
"Now look what you've done. You're stuck."
Surprisingly gentle hands take hold of the cat, gently lifting him up, using one hand to free the tangled claws.
Then, back on the floor.
"You're free now. Run along."
💭: FIX ME— NO, NOT LIKE THAT. CHANGE ME BACK, I WANT THANKSGIVING—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A startled yowl being grabbed, but—
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
Oh. He’s on the floor.
Can cats pout? Dick was trying.
💭: FIX ME— NO, NOT LIKE THAT. CHANGE ME BACK, I WANT THANKSGIVING—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
Glancing down at the cat.
"Even as a feline, you are an irritation."
A man, Yoo Joonghyuk would've slapped away. A cat, however...
"Get off."
"Even as a feline, you are an irritation."
A man, Yoo Joonghyuk would've slapped away. A cat, however...
"Get off."
Jumping over to them, climbing up the MEAN one’s pants. Sharp claws.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
💭: FIX ME— NO, NOT LIKE THAT. CHANGE ME BACK, I WANT THANKSGIVING—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
“meOW MEOW MOEOWEMWOW”
Climbing back down, unhappily. Being loud about it.
Oh— his claws are stuck—
Jumping over to them, climbing up the MEAN one’s pants. Sharp claws.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Jumping over to them, climbing up the MEAN one’s pants. Sharp claws.
HORRIFIED meow. Hissing at that man.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HORRIFIED meow. Hissing at that man.
💭: NO I WANT TO EAT NORMAL FOOD TOO??
[ Any thoughts he has, leave his mouth as meows varying in volume and pitch ]
[ Any thoughts he has, leave his mouth as meows varying in volume and pitch ]
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
💭: NO I WANT TO EAT NORMAL FOOD TOO??
[ Any thoughts he has, leave his mouth as meows varying in volume and pitch ]
[ Any thoughts he has, leave his mouth as meows varying in volume and pitch ]
Reposted by 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙒𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧🪽
ᅠᅠㅤ ( hitting that. )
a white cat playing with a purple toy
ALT: a white cat playing with a purple toy
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November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ᅠᅠㅤ ( hitting that. )
Can’t resist the strange temptation, big blue feline eyes are locked on the webs.
Pawing at them.
Pawing at them.
ᅠᅠㅤan obnoxious kitty.
But its better than a voice ! ( making some webs ... dangling them above the feline now. )
But its better than a voice ! ( making some webs ... dangling them above the feline now. )
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Can’t resist the strange temptation, big blue feline eyes are locked on the webs.
Pawing at them.
Pawing at them.
ANGR—
💭: Oh—! Those look fun—
💭: Oh—! Those look fun—
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
ANGR—
💭: Oh—! Those look fun—
💭: Oh—! Those look fun—
<— ANGRY meows from the floor.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
<— ANGRY meows from the floor.
I’M TURNING INTO A WHAT—
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’M TURNING INTO A WHAT—
A CAT?? I’M GOING TO BE A CAT????
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A CAT?? I’M GOING TO BE A CAT????
WHY DO ALL MY OPTIONS END IN DEATH
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
WHY DO ALL MY OPTIONS END IN DEATH
THE ONE THAT WANTS TO STAB ME??
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
THE ONE THAT WANTS TO STAB ME??
HOW CAN I BE CALM—
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
HOW CAN I BE CALM—
IT’S COUNTING DOWN??
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
IT’S COUNTING DOWN??
<— HYPERVENTILATING
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
<— HYPERVENTILATING