TransGretchen
@transgretchen.bsky.social
trans•gres•sion (n)
• A violation of a law, duty or commandment.
• An act that goes beyond accepted boundaries.
• This bitch right here.
Cashapp: $transgretchen
Venmo/Paypal: @transgretchen
• A violation of a law, duty or commandment.
• An act that goes beyond accepted boundaries.
• This bitch right here.
Cashapp: $transgretchen
Venmo/Paypal: @transgretchen
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TransGretchen
@transgretchen.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Allies are environmental.
Accomplices are unequivocal.
Allies need absolution.
Accomplices aid revolution.
Allies wait for the transaction.
Accomplices get a piece of the action.
Allies say.
Accomplices do.
Now ask yourself, which one are you?
#nomoreallies
Accomplices are unequivocal.
Allies need absolution.
Accomplices aid revolution.
Allies wait for the transaction.
Accomplices get a piece of the action.
Allies say.
Accomplices do.
Now ask yourself, which one are you?
#nomoreallies
When I was a kid, we had to set our clocks back by hand. In 6 feet of snow. Uphill. Both ways.
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When I was a kid, we had to set our clocks back by hand. In 6 feet of snow. Uphill. Both ways.
There is only one species of human being alive today on planet earth.
Try not to be a cunt.
Try not to be a cunt.
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There is only one species of human being alive today on planet earth.
Try not to be a cunt.
Try not to be a cunt.
It’s recommended that even homo/transphobic dudebros get a yearly fingering starting at the age of 40.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
September 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It’s recommended that even homo/transphobic dudebros get a yearly fingering starting at the age of 40.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
It is positively mind-blowing to me that the leader of our nation openly hates half of the people he was elected to serve.
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It is positively mind-blowing to me that the leader of our nation openly hates half of the people he was elected to serve.
We said Epstein Files…EPSTEIN.
Not fucking Earhart.
Not fucking Earhart.
September 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We said Epstein Files…EPSTEIN.
Not fucking Earhart.
Not fucking Earhart.
Cops: There’s pro-trans and ANTIFA messages on the bullets.
NY Post and other shitbag media: PRINT PRINT PRINT!
FBI: Well…not sure about that.
Everyone else: ROUND UP THE TRANSGENDERS, BAN THEIR GUNS, LOCK THEM AWAY FOREVER!
(true or not, it only needs be said and the damage is done)
NY Post and other shitbag media: PRINT PRINT PRINT!
FBI: Well…not sure about that.
Everyone else: ROUND UP THE TRANSGENDERS, BAN THEIR GUNS, LOCK THEM AWAY FOREVER!
(true or not, it only needs be said and the damage is done)
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Cops: There’s pro-trans and ANTIFA messages on the bullets.
NY Post and other shitbag media: PRINT PRINT PRINT!
FBI: Well…not sure about that.
Everyone else: ROUND UP THE TRANSGENDERS, BAN THEIR GUNS, LOCK THEM AWAY FOREVER!
(true or not, it only needs be said and the damage is done)
NY Post and other shitbag media: PRINT PRINT PRINT!
FBI: Well…not sure about that.
Everyone else: ROUND UP THE TRANSGENDERS, BAN THEIR GUNS, LOCK THEM AWAY FOREVER!
(true or not, it only needs be said and the damage is done)
I am Gretchen’s complete and utter lack of empathy.
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I am Gretchen’s complete and utter lack of empathy.
The surest way to get me not to read your article is to ask me to “begin slideshow”.
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The surest way to get me not to read your article is to ask me to “begin slideshow”.
Sometimes, recovering from peopling all day is more taxing than recovering from a hangover. But if a hangover is what I need to say I’m recovering from in order to avoid a longer conversation about why peopling is so taxing, then so be it.
July 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Sometimes, recovering from peopling all day is more taxing than recovering from a hangover. But if a hangover is what I need to say I’m recovering from in order to avoid a longer conversation about why peopling is so taxing, then so be it.
Wake me up before you go…go.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wake me up before you go…go.
Not a single shred of joy is sacred.
There’s always something, or someone, waiting to snatch it away from you.
There’s always something, or someone, waiting to snatch it away from you.
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not a single shred of joy is sacred.
There’s always something, or someone, waiting to snatch it away from you.
There’s always something, or someone, waiting to snatch it away from you.
White (cis) woman tears win again.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
White (cis) woman tears win again.
Me, too, Mr. Hamill. Me, too.
I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover we’ve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. 😡
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me, too, Mr. Hamill. Me, too.
Everyone loves me until they meet me. Unless they meet me when they’re drunk. Then they’re like, “You seem fun. Who are you?”
June 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Everyone loves me until they meet me. Unless they meet me when they’re drunk. Then they’re like, “You seem fun. Who are you?”
If you gotta go out, go out like Noble Six.
June 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you gotta go out, go out like Noble Six.
I’m proud of the turnout at all of the Pride/No Kings protests across the nation on Saturday.
Can we please do that again come election day?
Can we please do that again come election day?
June 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m proud of the turnout at all of the Pride/No Kings protests across the nation on Saturday.
Can we please do that again come election day?
Can we please do that again come election day?
I enjoyed connecting with my favorite indie authors, and live-tweeting Blue Jackets hockey games with my fan group.
Days long gone. 😔
Days long gone. 😔
I remember watching Sharknado and live tweeting with people under the hash tag. I have not laughed so hard since. It was a great place once.
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I enjoyed connecting with my favorite indie authors, and live-tweeting Blue Jackets hockey games with my fan group.
Days long gone. 😔
Days long gone. 😔
I remember when Twitter was both useful and fun. Now it’s just one giant conservative circle jerk of racism, bigotry, phobia, and hate.
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I remember when Twitter was both useful and fun. Now it’s just one giant conservative circle jerk of racism, bigotry, phobia, and hate.
Arrest the people in face masks, now!
June 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Arrest the people in face masks, now!
Get out the Crayolas and color me shocked.
June 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Get out the Crayolas and color me shocked.
I suggest using Crayons. And lots of pictures.
Gabbard considering ways to revamp Trump's intelligence briefing
One idea is to make the briefing, which according to his schedule Trump has been taking less often than his predecessors, a video that looks like Fox News.
www.nbcnews.com
May 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I suggest using Crayons. And lots of pictures.
I’d retire right the fuck now with a fraction of that money.
May 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’d retire right the fuck now with a fraction of that money.
I am going to use all of these going forward.
To me he's the ORANGE ATROCITY but @jimmykimmel.com calls him: DON WHORELEONE/R. SMELLEY/NAPOLEON BONEASPUR/FIBERAĆE/COMMANDER-IN-THIEF/NOSTRADUMBASS/EL PORK-CHOPPO/MAGA THERESA/ALL CAPS-TAIN KANGAROO/COUNT FLATULA/FOUNDING FARTER/TEDDY DOZEVELT/GASEOUS CLAY/DOPEY McGROPEY/LEPRE-CON MAN
May 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am going to use all of these going forward.
It’s just after 8pm and I’m already in bed. I find I’m sleeping a lot more these days.
Whether it’s old age or depression remains to be seen.
Whether it’s old age or depression remains to be seen.
May 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s just after 8pm and I’m already in bed. I find I’m sleeping a lot more these days.
Whether it’s old age or depression remains to be seen.
Whether it’s old age or depression remains to be seen.