@transcaffeine.bsky.social
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me: i want multithreaded eval for nix for this christmas
them: honey, be realistic
SIGHHHHH
them: honey, be realistic
SIGHHHHH
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
me: i want multithreaded eval for nix for this christmas
them: honey, be realistic
SIGHHHHH
them: honey, be realistic
SIGHHHHH
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starting to think i hate math with numbers in it
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
starting to think i hate math with numbers in it
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Tip for if your girlfriend is unsatisfied in bed: a sample bottle of my perfume is pretty cheap, and at least that way she can close her eyes and think of someone better
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tip for if your girlfriend is unsatisfied in bed: a sample bottle of my perfume is pretty cheap, and at least that way she can close her eyes and think of someone better
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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the only truly good search and info engines anymore are
ctrl+f in the documentation
man
grep
ctrl+f in the documentation
man
grep
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the only truly good search and info engines anymore are
ctrl+f in the documentation
man
grep
ctrl+f in the documentation
man
grep
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October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Total Mia cultural victory, haters in shambles, they're calling her the most vindicated girl in human history, Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies acknowledging that Mia is herself a power,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
July 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Total Mia cultural victory, haters in shambles, they're calling her the most vindicated girl in human history, Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies acknowledging that Mia is herself a power,
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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The 2086 nuclear family #ofthedevil
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The 2086 nuclear family #ofthedevil
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why is it called console.log if it runs in linear time?
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why is it called console.log if it runs in linear time?
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ethical non-monogamy doesn’t begin with feeling unsatisfied in an existing relationship
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ethical non-monogamy doesn’t begin with feeling unsatisfied in an existing relationship
The moment Lunduke actually sounded more like an advertisement
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The moment Lunduke actually sounded more like an advertisement
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them to only use it a little (when they're horny)
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i put my phone on airplane mode and it still wont take off
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i put my phone on airplane mode and it still wont take off
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beautiful women named github-merge-queue[bot] are emailing me
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
beautiful women named github-merge-queue[bot] are emailing me
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spot the nix user
no way we calling arch linux hard. that thing comes with training wheels called a wiki
- arch linux
- omarchy
- xubuntu
- garuda linux
- kali linux
- omarchy
- xubuntu
- garuda linux
- kali linux
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
spot the nix user
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Everything is Haskell if you squint hard enough. But nothing is as good as the real thing.
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Everything is Haskell if you squint hard enough. But nothing is as good as the real thing.
hello world
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
hello world