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“Vote Blue No Matter Who” is sound policy when the alternatives have been chosen by the fascist game host running the other party.
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Vote Blue No Matter Who” is sound policy when the alternatives have been chosen by the fascist game host running the other party.
You could afford to do it in large companies by trimming bonuses.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You could afford to do it in large companies by trimming bonuses.
Paramount swooping in after deadline…
a man in a suit and tie is saying not so fast my friend in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying not so fast my friend in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Paramount swooping in after deadline…
Bonds and Clemens stole the most. They should be inducted into the moon.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bonds and Clemens stole the most. They should be inducted into the moon.
Democratic Publix.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Democratic Publix.
This is the most insane framing of any story I’ve ever seen.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is the most insane framing of any story I’ve ever seen.
Or it won’t matter because the global market demands fuel efficiency.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Or it won’t matter because the global market demands fuel efficiency.
On the one hand, she should obviously not be making journalism anymore. On the other, her potential to generate revenue has never been higher.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
On the one hand, she should obviously not be making journalism anymore. On the other, her potential to generate revenue has never been higher.
What will QBR do?
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What will QBR do?
“Turkey feels like bags of sand.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“Turkey feels like bags of sand.”
Why is hack standup so essential to the MAGA voice?
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why is hack standup so essential to the MAGA voice?
The Washington Post is fart walk.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Washington Post is fart walk.
The Yoda who’s pretty good at scratch tickets.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Yoda who’s pretty good at scratch tickets.
Yeah, the team with the worst roster in the league is only punting here because their head coach is a stupid coward who hates math.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah, the team with the worst roster in the league is only punting here because their head coach is a stupid coward who hates math.
“Being afraid” is an odd word for analytical conclusion. These numbers show you exactly who’s a pussy.”
Perhaps a better way to put it: “Win probably lost by teams with inferior personnel and therefore a lower likelihood of conversion than I’ve led you to believe.”
Perhaps a better way to put it: “Win probably lost by teams with inferior personnel and therefore a lower likelihood of conversion than I’ve led you to believe.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“Being afraid” is an odd word for analytical conclusion. These numbers show you exactly who’s a pussy.”
Perhaps a better way to put it: “Win probably lost by teams with inferior personnel and therefore a lower likelihood of conversion than I’ve led you to believe.”
Perhaps a better way to put it: “Win probably lost by teams with inferior personnel and therefore a lower likelihood of conversion than I’ve led you to believe.”
“Correct.” LOL.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Correct.” LOL.
Antichrist SZN.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Antichrist SZN.
I’m from New England. Every person I grew up with could make Grok cry.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m from New England. Every person I grew up with could make Grok cry.
LOL. That’ll fix it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
LOL. That’ll fix it.
“MAGA Establishment.” LOL.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“MAGA Establishment.” LOL.
Sorry, but God is right to fear patriotic working people with erections.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sorry, but God is right to fear patriotic working people with erections.