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Same part-time MP officer waging the same war on Leaders Eat Last, now with 0% muskiness.
Wtf but he just said he brought peace to the Middle East for the first time in 3000 years. Something seems fishy here.
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have found out that the stolen oil, land, and oil fields is probably referencing the nationalized oil industry.

So "our" is actually "ExxonMobil and Shell" and not "the United States" but what else is new?

Anyways, I'm gonna bury my liquor in the backyard, just in case.
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am on my knees BEGGING someone to explain what "stolen oil fields" we're talking about here.

Like we're about to start another fucking war and the lies aren't even starting off coherent.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"How do I help soothe my teething infant?"

ChatGPT: Basically a summary of Google searches

Facebook mom group: "Rub whiskey on their gums, worked for all 4 of mine"
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This administration loves shooting itself in its incompetent dick and when things don't go well, they're always like "why are things going to shit as we bring back authoritarianism, white supremacy, and corporatist primacy?
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tracks tbh. GWOT ruined Navy SEALs. They just had to spend over 20 years hamfisting their way into relevance, nearly superstardom, while we were fighting in mostly landlocked countries and it shows (cough cough Operation Red Wings).
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Based on his recent comments trying to justify the double tap by saying the shipwrecked were actually trying to continue their drug run.... Nah he's 100% about these murders
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Based on what I've heard about ICE's accountability (or lack thereof), there's a chance the child is "missing" insofar as that they're unaccounted for and while someone is holding him, no one actually knows who.

But also yeah, trafficking victim or prisoner is also on the table.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I think the Woodland trim only comes with a hybrid powertrain option because it needs more power for AWD. Could be wrong, but that's Ford's way of doing things with the AWD Mavericks only available with hybrid powertrains.
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yeah my Subie is plain gray so I'm definitely not living out the values I'm espousing lmao

Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Shoutout to actual vehicle colors, we need to bring em back if we're riding the missile to the ground being a car-centric nation. Might as well look good doing it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
CRAPPY range, plus the charging is pretty slow and internal features/comforts lacking compared to competitors.

It sucks because I was really excited for it and I know nobody gets first place with their first try, but damn was I disappointed. I hope the next gen is better.
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I said I'd do reprehensible things for a Toyota Sienna Woodland Edition, but for a Subie minivan??? Dawg

I'd also make some significant financial mistakes if Subaru ever re-releases the Baja. That's my dream car, but I can't justify getting a 20+ year old car.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM