Chris Mozart’s-Pet-Starling
@trailofcrumbz.bsky.social
A minor character in a book you read and promptly forgot
Everyone needs one of these
November 23, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Everyone needs one of these
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When the dust of realities mingles with magic sand.
November 16, 2023 at 7:05 AM
When the dust of realities mingles with magic sand.
The deer were hesitant to come into the house at first, but it was so cold… they walked around, warily sniffing the furniture while I made popcorn. I put the bowl down by the TV and we settled in to watch Animal Planet.
November 23, 2023 at 12:07 AM
The deer were hesitant to come into the house at first, but it was so cold… they walked around, warily sniffing the furniture while I made popcorn. I put the bowl down by the TV and we settled in to watch Animal Planet.
The clock strikes midnight. A knock at the door: it’s the doctor, and with a sudden shock I realize I have forgotten to eat an apple today. “But - but - I can explain…” I stammer. “Too late for that,” he sneers, and with an evil grin, he closes the door behind him.
November 18, 2023 at 11:39 AM
The clock strikes midnight. A knock at the door: it’s the doctor, and with a sudden shock I realize I have forgotten to eat an apple today. “But - but - I can explain…” I stammer. “Too late for that,” he sneers, and with an evil grin, he closes the door behind him.
Annoying my friends by saying “I stand under that” when I understand something
September 22, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Annoying my friends by saying “I stand under that” when I understand something
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Got fired from another strip club for not having a fleshly body just a bunch of tendons and bones and ligaments, wait this is a morgue
August 31, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Got fired from another strip club for not having a fleshly body just a bunch of tendons and bones and ligaments, wait this is a morgue
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Hey girl did you fall from the top of that staircase? because I'm a reaper, and I'm pretty sure that's your crumpled body over there
August 31, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Hey girl did you fall from the top of that staircase? because I'm a reaper, and I'm pretty sure that's your crumpled body over there
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I think I have too many teeth
September 8, 2023 at 5:46 AM
I think I have too many teeth
I always rush headlong toward sleep even though I know I’m not gonna find it until it sneaks up from behind and overtakes me
September 5, 2023 at 7:30 PM
I always rush headlong toward sleep even though I know I’m not gonna find it until it sneaks up from behind and overtakes me
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Dance like nobody's watching because they aren't, everyone's in their own personal hell
August 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Dance like nobody's watching because they aren't, everyone's in their own personal hell
new film genre
August 28, 2023 at 1:29 AM
new film genre
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
August 24, 2023 at 3:38 PM
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
a picture of a sidewalk
August 22, 2023 at 11:08 AM
a picture of a sidewalk
New bird species sighted
August 20, 2023 at 7:11 PM
New bird species sighted
Whatever one may think of “skeets” it’s still better than “bleats”
August 20, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Whatever one may think of “skeets” it’s still better than “bleats”
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Guy who invented sadness: What if you could feel all-consuming dread, but about stuff that already happened.
August 16, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Guy who invented sadness: What if you could feel all-consuming dread, but about stuff that already happened.
sometimes a grand jury can be actually, y’know, kinda grand
August 15, 2023 at 3:52 PM
sometimes a grand jury can be actually, y’know, kinda grand
First post, seems right
August 12, 2023 at 6:57 PM
First post, seems right