Jack, Trade Dawg
@tradenerd.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, trade compliance and export controls expert, consultant-ish. Geek of the liberal and illiberal arts, Damn (almost) Good Dawg. My clients don't know I'm here. 🛃📦🚢✈⛟💸
Makes them a lot easier to find!
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Makes them a lot easier to find!
Hell, I'll print as many whistles as you like for free! I can print about two dozen at a go-- red, sparkle green, glow-in-the-dark, or whatever color filament is in the community bin at Make. These are misprints but you get the notion.
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hell, I'll print as many whistles as you like for free! I can print about two dozen at a go-- red, sparkle green, glow-in-the-dark, or whatever color filament is in the community bin at Make. These are misprints but you get the notion.
> be business magnate who famously spends money on gold plated crap
> become president of consumer spending-dependent country
> hard-launch bad economic policy dependent on consumers continuing to spend money
> tell consumers to spend less
> "we're doing things right"
> become president of consumer spending-dependent country
> hard-launch bad economic policy dependent on consumers continuing to spend money
> tell consumers to spend less
> "we're doing things right"
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
> be business magnate who famously spends money on gold plated crap
> become president of consumer spending-dependent country
> hard-launch bad economic policy dependent on consumers continuing to spend money
> tell consumers to spend less
> "we're doing things right"
> become president of consumer spending-dependent country
> hard-launch bad economic policy dependent on consumers continuing to spend money
> tell consumers to spend less
> "we're doing things right"
New surrender cobra just dropped (literally)
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New surrender cobra just dropped (literally)
We don't complain about fall weddings in the South, but we do improvise, adapt, and overcome
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We don't complain about fall weddings in the South, but we do improvise, adapt, and overcome
Announcing the Nuzzi-Voce Flash Fiction Contest! Write your own prose in the signature style of Today's Main Character and quote this post. First prize is a Cadillac, second prize is steak knives, third prize is you can block anyone you like. My inaugural entry:
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Announcing the Nuzzi-Voce Flash Fiction Contest! Write your own prose in the signature style of Today's Main Character and quote this post. First prize is a Cadillac, second prize is steak knives, third prize is you can block anyone you like. My inaugural entry:
Can't unsee it now, thanks I hate it
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Can't unsee it now, thanks I hate it
This is my breaking point, I am invoking the Butlerian Jihad
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is my breaking point, I am invoking the Butlerian Jihad
I hate to think we're subsidizing sugar beets for Louisiana when they don't grow them there 🤓
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I hate to think we're subsidizing sugar beets for Louisiana when they don't grow them there 🤓
Every single time--
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Every single time--
Their record last season would indicate they need some kind of help, though I'd start with earthly powers before bothering a deity
September 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Their record last season would indicate they need some kind of help, though I'd start with earthly powers before bothering a deity
emerging from my tariff-induced coma to watch the trash fire explode; 13/10 this is great
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
emerging from my tariff-induced coma to watch the trash fire explode; 13/10 this is great
Still alive, just in submarine mode after my therapist rudely pointed out "seeing your friends getting fired by your terrible former boss, the richest man alive, is re-traumatizing you from when that happened to you before, obviously". Love y'all, stay safe, don't talk to cops, use Signal 🤫
February 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Still alive, just in submarine mode after my therapist rudely pointed out "seeing your friends getting fired by your terrible former boss, the richest man alive, is re-traumatizing you from when that happened to you before, obviously". Love y'all, stay safe, don't talk to cops, use Signal 🤫
Happy birthday to me, and happy New Year to everyone else!
December 31, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Happy birthday to me, and happy New Year to everyone else!
Gunner Duvall Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They Stockton
December 27, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Gunner Duvall Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They Stockton
Attending a live screening of A Muppet Christmas Carol with anticapitalist commentary and breaks for shots of Fireball, this is art in its purest form
December 21, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Attending a live screening of A Muppet Christmas Carol with anticapitalist commentary and breaks for shots of Fireball, this is art in its purest form
It's the most wonderful time of the year - seed catalog season!
December 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year - seed catalog season!
Yeah I think I'm gonna hang out here instead; the algorithm over on Threads is not doing it
November 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Yeah I think I'm gonna hang out here instead; the algorithm over on Threads is not doing it
I found this oil painting illustration of Jerry Jones' mind, titled "God's Team", for $100 at the Nashville antique market. Really challenges the priceless/worthless boundary.
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I found this oil painting illustration of Jerry Jones' mind, titled "God's Team", for $100 at the Nashville antique market. Really challenges the priceless/worthless boundary.
On a lighter note YES HA HA HA YES!
November 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
On a lighter note YES HA HA HA YES!