🦇Ash the Ninth🎃
@tractorgoth.bsky.social
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Beer, bees, belligerent bisexual and all around rake. Mostly farm pictures and being gay on main. Runs the #Skyrats feed! ☁️🐀
The artist alternately known as swornbothers/raisedbycats. Click on over to Media for the uncut good stuff.
✨adult themes✨
Beer, bees, belligerent bisexual and all around rake. Mostly farm pictures and being gay on main. Runs the #Skyrats feed! ☁️🐀
The artist alternately known as swornbothers/raisedbycats. Click on over to Media for the uncut good stuff.
✨adult themes✨
Stampeeeeeeeeede
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Stampeeeeeeeeede
Today in D&D: facing the perils of fantasy iowa
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today in D&D: facing the perils of fantasy iowa
Writing Gideon is such a joy
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Writing Gideon is such a joy
breaking the generational abuse cycle POST SOMETHING RANDOM TO HAVE A BETTER DECEMBER THAN THE LAST
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
breaking the generational abuse cycle POST SOMETHING RANDOM TO HAVE A BETTER DECEMBER THAN THE LAST
I had to grow mine! Started em six years ago from baby bare root twigs!
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I had to grow mine! Started em six years ago from baby bare root twigs!
Also can’t describe how much work cooking down and straining out all the skins and peels from four gallons of grape sized plums is
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Also can’t describe how much work cooking down and straining out all the skins and peels from four gallons of grape sized plums is
Cannot describe to you how good this spiced plum black raspberry jam is, I would kill a man over it
Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, ton of American plums, couple cups black raspberry to color it and punch up the tartness
Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, ton of American plums, couple cups black raspberry to color it and punch up the tartness
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cannot describe to you how good this spiced plum black raspberry jam is, I would kill a man over it
Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, ton of American plums, couple cups black raspberry to color it and punch up the tartness
Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, ton of American plums, couple cups black raspberry to color it and punch up the tartness
Here we go boys
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here we go boys
without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
Scientists are unsure how this organism propelled itself, possibly it was a marine animal that locomoted in a circular fashion with its single cilia
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Scientists are unsure how this organism propelled itself, possibly it was a marine animal that locomoted in a circular fashion with its single cilia
November Friday mood
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November Friday mood
Every day I get up and I look in the mirror at my no boobs and I have a great day. Totally missed my T-versary and coming up on 18 months
Also these gym shirts got way sluttier which is sort of the opposite of what I expected lol
Also these gym shirts got way sluttier which is sort of the opposite of what I expected lol
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every day I get up and I look in the mirror at my no boobs and I have a great day. Totally missed my T-versary and coming up on 18 months
Also these gym shirts got way sluttier which is sort of the opposite of what I expected lol
Also these gym shirts got way sluttier which is sort of the opposite of what I expected lol
It occurs to me now I FINALLY have some wood I could grow mushrooms in!! Pretty much everything I have here is live oak, pine, long dead, or too healthy to cut!
…as soon as I uh
As soon as I get them cut. Jesus they’re big, wish I had a mill
Anyway, if you need free wood and chips! Sign up!
…as soon as I uh
As soon as I get them cut. Jesus they’re big, wish I had a mill
Anyway, if you need free wood and chips! Sign up!
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It occurs to me now I FINALLY have some wood I could grow mushrooms in!! Pretty much everything I have here is live oak, pine, long dead, or too healthy to cut!
…as soon as I uh
As soon as I get them cut. Jesus they’re big, wish I had a mill
Anyway, if you need free wood and chips! Sign up!
…as soon as I uh
As soon as I get them cut. Jesus they’re big, wish I had a mill
Anyway, if you need free wood and chips! Sign up!
Finished Andor yesterday
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Finished Andor yesterday
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Yeah actually that tracks
Yeah actually that tracks
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Yeah actually that tracks
Yeah actually that tracks
Mike on the other hand, walked off the trailer like he was getting in late to a bed and breakfast, and has since ferried about two dozen small children on their first trail rides through the woods. He is a stubborn fat git, a giant dependable hobbit pony, a bully of old men, and a handsome good boy
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mike on the other hand, walked off the trailer like he was getting in late to a bed and breakfast, and has since ferried about two dozen small children on their first trail rides through the woods. He is a stubborn fat git, a giant dependable hobbit pony, a bully of old men, and a handsome good boy
Miraculously he was pretty much fine, it wasn’t serious, and we haven’t had any injuries since that first week aside from the occasional squashed toe (and one jealous biting incident)
The first thing he said about him afterward was ‘I think we should keep him. Even if he’s not rideable.’
The first thing he said about him afterward was ‘I think we should keep him. Even if he’s not rideable.’
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Miraculously he was pretty much fine, it wasn’t serious, and we haven’t had any injuries since that first week aside from the occasional squashed toe (and one jealous biting incident)
The first thing he said about him afterward was ‘I think we should keep him. Even if he’s not rideable.’
The first thing he said about him afterward was ‘I think we should keep him. Even if he’s not rideable.’
They had a raging case of feather mites, thrush, didn’t know how to pick up feet, Mike had alarming founder lines, Gunnar nearly broke my ankle getting out of the trailer, then broke my partner’s rib with a stunning capriole-from-standing maneuver
I was pretty sure I’d just watched him die
I was pretty sure I’d just watched him die
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They had a raging case of feather mites, thrush, didn’t know how to pick up feet, Mike had alarming founder lines, Gunnar nearly broke my ankle getting out of the trailer, then broke my partner’s rib with a stunning capriole-from-standing maneuver
I was pretty sure I’d just watched him die
I was pretty sure I’d just watched him die
Four years ago today I kidnapped a middle-aged farmer and an Amish teenager with a bowl cut
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Four years ago today I kidnapped a middle-aged farmer and an Amish teenager with a bowl cut
in your own house 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
in your own house 😭
Fully recommend Chip Drop, even if I think the delivery guy was struggling with a certain core concept
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fully recommend Chip Drop, even if I think the delivery guy was struggling with a certain core concept
Just when you think they’ve done the dumbest thing possible (squeezing through a 4-inch 10-foot long gap to lay eggs behind the bales and having to move 10 450lb bales to find her), you find them IN THE BARN WALL 12 feet up in an insulation gap
CHICKENS
CHICKENS
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just when you think they’ve done the dumbest thing possible (squeezing through a 4-inch 10-foot long gap to lay eggs behind the bales and having to move 10 450lb bales to find her), you find them IN THE BARN WALL 12 feet up in an insulation gap
CHICKENS
CHICKENS
Trying to do tree math today and get the last of the plants in the ground and it’s like, ok can’t plant this by the drain field, in that much sun, next to the black walnut, can’t put that under the power lines, in this much shade, next to the propane meter, that’s too close to the fence, CHICKENS
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trying to do tree math today and get the last of the plants in the ground and it’s like, ok can’t plant this by the drain field, in that much sun, next to the black walnut, can’t put that under the power lines, in this much shade, next to the propane meter, that’s too close to the fence, CHICKENS
Laymen (people with no children) will perhaps think ‘kids don’t actually do this’ and I will inform you from an expert perspective that starting around 4 I was routinely asked when they would die, when -I- would die, and when the sun would explode.
None of my kids have yet become cryogenic techs
None of my kids have yet become cryogenic techs
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Laymen (people with no children) will perhaps think ‘kids don’t actually do this’ and I will inform you from an expert perspective that starting around 4 I was routinely asked when they would die, when -I- would die, and when the sun would explode.
None of my kids have yet become cryogenic techs
None of my kids have yet become cryogenic techs