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🚀rockit network engineer
👩🏼‍💻ethernet fangirl
🛜 weird use cases & silly tech!
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hunting for PHYs on this board like a hungry animal searching for grubs

tiktok live audience asked what a PHY is, i obliged 💁🏼‍♀️
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
me sitting on teams, backup-of-the-backup of the on-call for launch ESR
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
no one who is sane & employable would ever ask this question lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NETWORK IS VERTICAL
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
is it inappropriate for me to make this joke every time we launch, or
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
imma need yall to keep your elderly away from facebook pls
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
me: why so many techwear boob shirts
men: YOURE WRONG. and even if you’re NOT WRONG it’s WOMEN’S FAULT
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
techwear for men: sleek, functional, lots of pockets, varying plays on aesthetics

techwear for women: BOOB. ASS. TIGHT. SHEER. FAKE POCKETS! BOOBA
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my heart has been on a rollercoaster. havent been able to concentrate on anything other than this pup for a couple weeks. thought we were gonna have to say goodbye this weekend, but she rallied. i know the end will come eventually but i am just so glad to have more time with her.
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
in honor of a successful hotfire (& soon-to-be-launch), here is one of my fav pics of my network inside its mortal coil

📸: John Kraus — www.johnkrausphotos.com/Galleries/La...
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
just sitting with her today. it’s a tough weekend ahead. thanks for all the kind messages
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
she’s a very good pup. the best

(she’s very sick & im having a rough time with it)
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
IT IS HOTFIRE TIME MY DUDES 🔥🔥🔥
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
rating my network equipment based on its chances of surviving a rocket launch
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
man every time the wind blows in seattle like half the city’s power goes out lol
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
hey so which tp-link switches would be most fun for me to play around with
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
> leaving work for the day
> hear a loud BOOM & building shakes
> everyone runs to the mezzanine windows
> they’re casually testing the rocket landing struts in manufacturing
October 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it’s workinggggg
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
im posting this on twitter today genuinely & truly 100% only for the rage bait engagement

my dog’s meds are expensive. time to pony up elon
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
genuine question: are senior roles typically just not hands-on?

context: primarily network engineering, but i’ll accept cybersecurity, systems, software answers
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
at work we have a few of these super high-backed chairs with arms that extend up to the full back height, so you’re basically sitting inside a 3 sided box when you’re in them. this is my favorite place to be no one can see me i am s a f e
October 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
been a weird week with a variety of angry emails and comments about the word ‘engineer’. take it up with my workplace i guess? it’s in my title lmao
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
lmao what a nice guy from a good company probably
October 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
it’s blinking & that’s bad
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
under what circumstances is it socially acceptable to wear sweatpants to work
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM