Tweet tweet. Sick bsssstrds.

TF

Literally no one has ever said this.

I walked my dogs five times, cleaned and organized for the third day in a row, made soup and went to goodwill to buy books. Pretty sure I missed whatever event was going on.

Let me guess, we didn’t see that. Can’t wait to have this argument w people who say we made it up.

Luckily I will soon be able to certify you.