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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
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Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard.
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer

Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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rife-with-sapphic-intent on tumblr asks tpwrtrmnky: Ranked Competitive Milking sequel? tpwrtrmnky answers: The obvious way for a sequel to go is actually Ranked Competitive Breast Growth: World Cups.
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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thinking about rcbg server user WizardsBigNaturals
WizardsBigNaturals Is there a ranked competitive butt growth I can transfer to? Nickname … ExcluFans? WizardsBigNaturals I’m already there bro my ass is making fat stacks of cash. Nickname Good for you! See, there’s a silver lining. WizardsBigNaturals Wanna see it? It’s almost as fat as the stacks. Nickname No.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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this is how she does research btw she sits exactly like this regardless of what she's researching
drawing of a woman with purple hair and a pink hoodie hunched over her laptop, searching for 'proper technique to fellate a woman's penis'
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Trending on scribblehub??

Holy shit, thanks to everyone who's been enjoying RCBG so far!
Front page of Scribblehub, with Ranked Competitive Breast Growth in the 8th spot under Trending
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH

Chapter 23: AFK

Patreon release!

www.patreon.com/posts/144694...
"Is it too much to ask that these ploys are not tainted by their participants inadvertently falling in love?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH

Chapter 22: Jealousy Meter

Scribblehub release!

www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...
"I know the areolar circumference of everyone you live with."
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Men want one thing*, and it's disgusting.

*To take estrogen and grow huge boobs for a competition
"Ranked Competitive Breast Growth: The Complete Serial" cover.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Chaingock Murdertits preview
acolytes of Turbohitler
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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tumblr post by me that read: magical girl whose civilian form is a "guy": yeah i'm staying in my magical girl form when i'm home by myself because i prefer it. her spirit guide: i've been waiting for you to get this far! i'm so proud of you! magical girl: what spirit guide: you're transgender! i've been trying to make you realize all along! every challenge you've faced so far was to help you gain the courage to be your true self: magical girl: ...dude. spirit guide: what? magical girl: what do you mean it was all to make me realize? spirit guide: i may have been behind the shadow beasts. a little. magical girl: people died, dude. what the hell? what the fuck is wrong with you?
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Anyway here's what I could do to salvage their take on Shadowheart from bg3. The tabard sculpt was particularly bad, I had to straight up freehand the entire pattern.
A tabletop miniature of a woman on chainmail armor carrying a spear, looking to the sky piously.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Revolution that looks like this, basically
Steven Bradbury winning the ice skating Olympics because everyone else fell
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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a green stick figure simply says "green"
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Chaingock Murdertits progress update
Besides, sappy emotions were for women whose dicks weren't chainsaws.
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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help
"And then they banged. Like, they really went at it."
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Thanks to everybody who supported the bundle!

Now I'm actually going to sit down and write Chaingock Murdertits.

Next bundle goal is Estro Junkies chapter 2!
8504.69 raised out of 9669.69
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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No like this
A girl with brown skin and dark brown hair wearing a pink hoodie with tiny cars where a cat ear hoodie would normally have ears
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Not that far off! Guess I should prepare myself to write Chaingock Murdertits
Poison Lilies November, at 7989.69 dollars raised
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
Chapter 22: Jealousy Meter

Patreon Release!
www.patreon.com/posts/143692...
I know the areolar circumference of everyone you live with.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
Chapter 21: Unranked Casual Breast Growth

FREE RELEASE
www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...
I am prepared to RISE
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Standing at eleven foot tall and stark naked, Chaingock was in the process of dismantling the jawbone of an unfortunate fascist who had happened to get in the way of her cybernetic chainsaw penis moments earlier. She had turned to face the corpsefall, to admire the sight of it. The fascist was attempting to sneak up on her, but the would-be assassin’s day met a swift end as he learned new things about what his innards looked like. Knowledge he would not be taking to his grave, for nobody was going to bother with burying the nasty mess that was left of him.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Doing an experiment I'm calling "how much pointless edginess can I write before I lose my shit laughing"
Chaingock Murdertits looked upon the corpsefalls of the bone mountains. “I love the smell of dead bitches in the morning,” she muttered to no-one in particular. It was true, too. She did love that smell, although they had to be bitches. The smell of dead assholes, she didn’t particularly care for.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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In case you're confused about this whole thing
RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH Is a serialized webnovel cowritten by Beth Leigh-Ann (@tpwrtrmnky) and Talia Bhatt. It's a satirical comedy anti-romance drama... something, about two trans girls infiltrating an online breast growing competition for cis men. As the competition provides hormones for its participants, it's the easiest way for the two to access transition care. Both of them think the other is cis.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Ok here's the party comp: Scruffy failgirl spellblade who keeps insisting there's a point to her lack of focus, but never quite makes the case for it The butch fighter whose sword is bigger and heavier than the spellblade The fem wizard who had published multiple books on arcane theory before she even started her adventuring career Heroic paladin woman who's a bastion of liberty, a guardian, healer and avenger all in one, a true mistress of everything useful that anyone could possibly want to do in an adventuring situation Fern, the nonbinary bard who's good at disarming traps and picking locks.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Really happy to see how well this bundle is doing! Remember, the creators here all really benefit, we have multiple trans woc for whom this is a HUGE deal for affording rent and groceries!
Poison Lilies November, a bundle hosted by Maria Ying with content from 15 creators, has raised 4779.36 USD out of its 7000 dollar goal.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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chapter 22 has been coming along nicely, these are totally real parts of it, honest! (:
Ranked competitive BETH growth on Discord: Yeah I'm writing the "Emmy meets Laura in real life and they both have a big, sappy, tearful reunion where they apologize and kiss about it" section right now It's right next to "Kathy comes out to Nichole and then they cuddle on the couch while watching anime" bit
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM