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Middle-aged nerd making jokes with action figures. And other associated stuff? He/him
#StarTrek #Transformers #StarWars #ActionFigures #FriendsOfDesoto
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Random Old Comic: Jack and Diane https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/08/14/jack-and-diane/ Jack and Diane #DorothyZbornak #GhostRider #Marvel #MastersoftheUniverse #RedSkull #Skeleton #SkeletonWarrior #Skeletor
Jack and Diane
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Wings https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/21/wings/ Wings Another old fandom joke. #Airazor #Blurr #Tigatron #Transformers
Wings
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Random Old Comic: Grappel https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/21/grappel/ Grappel Unable to trademark the name Grapple, Hasbro named the toy "Solar Storm Grappel." #Grapple #Hoist #Swerve #Transformers
Grappel
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Unresponsiveness https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2021/04/02/unresponsiveness/ Unresponsiveness #Chakotay #EmergencyMedicalHologram #KathrynJaneway #Neelix #SevenofNine #StarTrek
Unresponsiveness
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Random Old Comic: Combiner Wars https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/21/combiner-wars-2/ Combiner Wars Inspired by the Combiner Wars cartoon. #OptimusPrime #Transformers #Windblade
Combiner Wars
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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NEW COMIC: Inscrutable to Most People, Part IV
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#actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotograhy #comics #comic #startrek
Panel 1: Star Trek: Voyager-style title: “Scouts, Part IV.” Exterior: A large tennis ball approaches Voyager. Inset panels: Janeway: “What’s left on the wheel, Chakotay?” Chakotay, standing in front of the four-option spinning wheel, the delta shield pointing at a phaser: “The only thing left is the phaser.” 2: Janeway: “Tuvok, target the asteroid and fire.” Tuvok: “Gladly, Captain.” 3: Exterior: Voyager fires phasers at the tennis ball, which explodes. 4: Tuvok: “The asteroid has been destroyed. The debris poses no danger. Janeway: “Computer, end program.” 5: In the empty holodeck grid, Tuvok and Neelix are in the foreground while the rest of the crew are in the background. Janeway: “I appreciate your creative thinking, Neelix. Truly. But I think this demonstrates why a children’s cartoon isn’t a good model for starship operations.” Neelix: “I suppose so. It’s easy to get caught up in it, though. It’s so colorful and the predictable repetition is very comforting.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Random Old Comic: Supercar https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/02/22/supercar/ Supercar #Batman #DC #GIJoe #MajorBludd #Robin
Supercar
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Random Old Comic: Career Change https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/08/21/career-change/ Career Change #GIJoe #Geoffrey #Tomax #Xamot
Career Change
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Battle Cry, Part 2 https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2025/02/27/battle-cry-part-2/ Battle Cry, Part 2 #Impactor #Roadbuster #Sandstorm #Springer #Topspin #Transformers
Battle Cry, Part 2
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Inscrutable to Most People, Part III
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Panel 1: Star Trek: Voyager-style title: “Scouts, Part III.” Exterior: Dig ‘Em flies at a softball and explodes, his head flying off in another direction. Inset panels: Tuvok: “The cereal frog exploded on impact.” Harry Kim: “The frog has croaked.” Tuvok: “The trajectory of the tennis ball asteroid has not changed significantly. Impact in one minute. 2: Janeway: “Spin the wheel, Chakotay.” 3: Chakotay is standing in front of a four-segmented spinning wheel, with a delta shield pointer pointing at the empathy symbol.  Chakotay: “It landed on the concept of empathy.” 4: Janeway: “Open hailing frequencies.” Tuvok: “Hailing frequencies open.” Janeway: “I’m captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager.” 5: Janeway: “I understand you’re far from home. We are, as well. We were carried here to this region of space by a powerful entity against our will. Now we’re on a long journey home. We have so much in common. I know you long to be reunited with your loved ones. If you will allow us, we’ll help change your trajectory to send you back to the system you came from.” 6: The tennis ball fills the view screen. Inset panel: Tuvok: “The asteroid is not responding because it is an inanimate object. Impact in 30 seconds.” Text: “To be concluded…”
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Random Old Comic: Geetooed https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/21/geetooed/ Geetooed #BlastOff #Brawl #Onslaught #Swindle #Transformers #Vortex
Geetooed
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Random Old Comic: Gleefully Blending Reality and Fiction https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2019/04/22/gleefully-blending-reality-and-fiction/ Gleefully Blending Reality and Fiction #GoldenGirls #LeonardMcCoy #Palpatine #RoyalGuard #SophiaPetrillo #Spock #StarTrek #StarWars
Gleefully Blending Reality and Fiction
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Random Old Comic: Lotto Luck https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2022/01/14/lotto-luck/ Lotto Luck #Jackpot #Lifeline #Ratchet #Transformers #Whirl
Lotto Luck
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Random Old Comic: Ancient One https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/07/14/ancient-one/ Ancient One #Flintstones #FredFlintstone #Marvel #StephenStrange
Ancient One
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Make Comfort Great Again! https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/10/23/make-comfort-great-again/ Make Comfort Great Again! #Flamewar #Lifeline #SentinelPrime #Transformers
Make Comfort Great Again!
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Random Old Comic: Pizza Rat https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/21/pizza-rat/ Pizza Rat Inspired by the stupid internet video of a rat dragging a slice of pizza. #Dinobot #Rattrap #Transformers
Pizza Rat
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Loose Parts https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2023/11/30/loose-parts/ Loose Parts #Nacelle #Transformers #Trashmaster #WreckGar
Loose Parts
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Random Old Comic: Strange Effects https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2022/01/21/strange-effects/ Strange Effects #BobaFett #DC #DorothyZbornak #StarWars #Superman
Strange Effects
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Random Old Comic: Social Media Blows https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/06/18/social-media-blows/ Social Media Blows #Eleven #GIJoe #LadyJaye #RipCord #StrangerThings
Social Media Blows
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Random Old Comic: Words Mean Things https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/05/15/words-mean-things/ Words Mean Things #Baroness #CobraCommander #GIJoe #Raptor
Words Mean Things
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Random Old Comic: Barb https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/10/26/barb/ Barb #Demogorgon #DustinHenderson #Eleven #LucasSinclair #MikeWheeler #StrangerThings #WillByers
Barb
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Random Old Comic: The Excessively Large Prop Was on Clearance https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2023/07/13/the-excessively-large-prop-was-on-clearance/ The Excessively Large Prop Was on Clearance #KhanNoonienSingh #StarTrek
The Excessively Large Prop Was on Clearance
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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NEW COMIC: Inscrutable to Most People, Part II
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Panel 1: Star Trek: Voyager-style title: “Scouts, Part II.” In space, a baseball bat bounces off a much larger tennis ball. Inset panel: Tuvok: “The baseball bat had minimal impact on the asteroid’s trajectory. Perhaps if we used a tennis bat.” 2: On the bridge. Janeway: “Spin it again, Chakotay.” 3: Chakotay stands next to an upright wheel with four quadrants. A Starfleet delta points to the top quadrant containing a picture of Kellog’s mascot Dig ‘Em. Chakotay: “It landed on the cereal frog.” 4/5: Tuvok: “Launching cereal frog.” Kim: “You’re supposed to say ‘on it like a comet,’ Tuvok.” Tuvok: “That is not Starfleet protocol, Ensign. Nor is it a particularly good rhyme.” 6: Dig ‘Em flies through space from Voyager toward the tennis ball, screaming “Diiiig ‘emmmmmm!” Text: “To be continued…”
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Random Old Comic: Measure of a Snowman https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2024/12/13/measure-of-a-snowman/ Measure of a Snowman #AhsokaTano #AnakinSkywalker #FrostytheSnowman #StarWars
Measure of a Snowman
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Random Old Comic: Shameless Self-Promoter https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2024/03/08/shameless-self-promoter/ Shameless Self-Promoter #8D8 #BobaFett #ComedyBangBang #FennecShand #ScottAukerman #StarWars
Shameless Self-Promoter
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM