for me, it exists entirely as the look-at-cleavage machine. I can't imagine what anyone else could be using it for.

[the chef is so into it that he’s not just doing the kissy fingers thing, there’s tongue action in there too]

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I just want to be hot

It’s a very underrated kind of peen

it's been almost a generation of easy access to unsavory internet content and I can safely say that its consumption has not made me develop an appetite for "the real thing".

I wish we could at least stop treating it like we're operating on zombie bite rules where the first exposure has turnt you.

when tested, they are no longer radioactive...