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the curvaceous colossus
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klau |🦝| 20 y/o |🦝| they/them nb | giant canuck, size content poster |🦝| 18+ exclusively | icon by my beastie goo <3

if you’re reading this i’m casting spells on you
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this one is also really good!! the onei was thinkin abt was this :3
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Oh that WAS a cute one, huh!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
oh this is so cute. appetizer of mozza dicks- i mean sticks. for. well. yknow. the dicks.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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have y’all considered stuff like rangers caught up in their map, not realizing their muddy boots are about to thump into a fairy village? or some absurdly rookieish, shy knight apprentice blown up to 10x the size of the castle shes assigned to guard? do you GET ME???
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
cmere :3
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
yeah that sounds like you
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
will do :3
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
have y’all considered stuff like rangers caught up in their map, not realizing their muddy boots are about to thump into a fairy village? or some absurdly rookieish, shy knight apprentice blown up to 10x the size of the castle shes assigned to guard? do you GET ME???
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ive got a giant druid that should have these
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
THATS THE SHITTTTTT
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
someone hasnt had a syrupy footjob under the table at denny’s
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
id be surprised if you could even think straight at all with how much youre being bullied today :3
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you just have very exploitable weaknesses!!

ooh, think about a big fat raccoonnnn
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
want proof? :3c
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
PEAK and TRUEEEEE
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
YESSS such divine looking power put to such a use :3c very VERy good
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
LETS GOOOO im eating them
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
SO fucking true. im sold. tell me more.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM