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I’m Pickles’ towel who loves me the moistest, Born in India 🇮🇳, #1 ubiquitous towel in the Blue Sky, drink #DutchBarn 📦🐈‍⬛🍋
I backed up over a vampire in my Peugeot yesterday.

Can’t blame me as I only use mirrors to reverse 😐

#DutchBarn 🐈‍⬛📦🇬🇧
April 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This guy, right?
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s called Bluesky yet almost no blue sky images. Weird 🍩🦆🍋

And where is Lionel?
March 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hey, what’s up?
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me and my bff Rudolf

My other bff is Lionel 🍋
December 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I don’t want to brag, but I know this reindeer
December 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Happy Birthday @janefallon.bsky.social

I totally remembered your birthday so I made a donation to the Human Fund in your name

Love Towely ❤️🐈‍⬛📦
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Nugget is back.

#spider 📦🐈‍⬛🐕
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Why? That doggie is beautiful
December 3, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I know I should not be sharing pictures of @janefallon.bsky.social new home, but I found the artist’s rendering of what the backyard will be with the house, plus the unicorn conservatory and refuge. #unicorn 🦄📦🐈‍⬛
November 29, 2024 at 3:49 AM
She does, well, I call her back paws hammers. Feels good ❤️

Do you like unicorns? 🦄
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
@janefallon.bsky.social Pickles told me she was a wrestler before she was adopted, she is beautiful 📦🐈‍⬛🍌 did you know that?
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I was telling Pickles’ momma Jane that Barry Manilow didn't write his hit song "I Write the Songs”, you poop out the equivalent of an adult panda bear each year and jellified red wine was used as a lubricant by the ancient Greeks 📦🍌❤️ Drink #DutchBarn
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
The real reason @mrrickygervais.bsky.social wears mittens in the winter
November 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes I question my sanity, but a lemon in the kitchen said everything is fine.

#LioneltheLeomon 🍋🍌📦
November 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Look! Lego towels!

#lego #towels
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
PSA: This is not Rudolf, it is @mrrickygervais.bsky.social using a puppet.

Drink #DutchBarn 🐈‍⬛📦🍌
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Did you know that in 1957 #RickyGervais first learned to “give the bird”? In the late 1970’s he discovered boots with lifts and has been wearing them ever since. He likes olives. Follow me for these and other fascinating Ricky Facts!🌼🫒📦
Drink #DutchBarn @mrrickygervais.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I fricking found Santa’s home!!! There is a webcam and everything! #Santa
@janefallon.bsky.social see! I told you! 🎅🏼📦🐈‍⬛
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I was talking with Pickles’ dad that it’s well known that laughter can be a valuable coping tool for those suffering from medical conditions, England’s biggest horticultural export is the fig Newton and Cat Stevens first name is Catherine 📦🍌🐈‍⬛ #DutchBarn
November 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I know I should not be showing pictures of the inside of @janefallon.bsky.social new house, but the updates are really looking good! So fashion forward!
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 PM
@pickliciousf.bsky.social and I were playing, so I told her about how I think carrots are fake, left handed people are better at sports, Ricky Gervais has a talent for playing unconventional and morally ambiguous characters and chair yoga was invented by someone who did not want to go to yoga. 📦🍌🐈‍⬛
November 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I told Pickles about an indecipherable language written sometime in the 15th or 16th Century in central Europe, this mysterious folio is painstakingly illustrated with strange plants, astrological charts, and naked ladies bathing in some kind of green liquid 🐈‍⬛📦🍌 #DutchBarn
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 AM