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Kyle 🏳️‍🌈
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gay, tired, etc.

📍Philly
when you finally respond to all of your texts after [redacted] weeks of marking everything as unread and then…everyone starts responding right away
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Paula Abdul on Canada’s Drag Race is the reason I’m gonna make it, I think??
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
took an edible + watched the first episode of Pluribus last night and good lorddd was that a choice
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
okay so just a heads up to maybe pass on this one if you’ve got daddy issues!!! (or watch it if you’re also a bit of a masochist like me)
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
okay also is anyone else weirdly perturbed by how slow the “one question haunts and hurts” section of No Good Deed is or am I a freak?
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
something I haven’t stopped thinking about since the first movie: why devote so much time promoting the practical effects and larger-than-life sets you built only to basically wash allllll of that out in the final product??
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
okay just wait a clock-tick
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
okay as expected No Good Deed was THE moment for me and the rest is all dressing (except for literally that final frame)
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
okay can someone who’s seen Wicked tell me if my boyfriend* is in part 2 or not??

*the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
if you need me at any point today I’ll just be over here clicking back and forth between bootlegs of Willemijn Verkaik & Jessica Vosk singing No Good Deed (plz do not need me, I am busy)
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
oh so y’all are HORNY horny today, got it
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
coffee shop had a sweet potato pie muffin today and y’all *know* daddy got a little sweet treat after the gym
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I stg if any of you post spoilers and ruin what happens to Elphaba and Glinda and Nessa and Fiyero and Boq I’ll drop a fucking house on you next
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
did this at least three times today 🫡
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
just a reminder, apropos of nothing, that we can let people enjoy things we don’t personally enjoy (unless those things are racist, transphobic, or Britani from RHOSLC) 🩷💚
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
today’s kitchen adventures include a pistachio ricotta cake, honey butter corn soufflé, and sweet potato casserole and I am HUNGRY y’all 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
before the meeting / after the meeting
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🎶 we’ve no time to sit and dither
while her withers wither with her 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
quick question: when do y’all have time to watch all this stuff?? like how has everyone seen the latest Netflix documentary *and* caught up on the most recent housewives franchise *and* been to the movies multiple times in a month all while working and trying to keep their mortal husks alive??
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hi can everyone stop yelling for just a sec?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
y’all I met a cow today & I’ve never been happier 😍
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
hi bloomfs
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
views from the pottery studio rooftop >>>>
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM