Kyle 🏳️🌈
@totally-kyle.bsky.social
gay, tired, etc.
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when you finally respond to all of your texts after [redacted] weeks of marking everything as unread and then…everyone starts responding right away
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
when you finally respond to all of your texts after [redacted] weeks of marking everything as unread and then…everyone starts responding right away
Paula Abdul on Canada’s Drag Race is the reason I’m gonna make it, I think??
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Paula Abdul on Canada’s Drag Race is the reason I’m gonna make it, I think??
took an edible + watched the first episode of Pluribus last night and good lorddd was that a choice
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
took an edible + watched the first episode of Pluribus last night and good lorddd was that a choice
okay so just a heads up to maybe pass on this one if you’ve got daddy issues!!! (or watch it if you’re also a bit of a masochist like me)
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
okay so just a heads up to maybe pass on this one if you’ve got daddy issues!!! (or watch it if you’re also a bit of a masochist like me)
okay also is anyone else weirdly perturbed by how slow the “one question haunts and hurts” section of No Good Deed is or am I a freak?
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
okay also is anyone else weirdly perturbed by how slow the “one question haunts and hurts” section of No Good Deed is or am I a freak?
something I haven’t stopped thinking about since the first movie: why devote so much time promoting the practical effects and larger-than-life sets you built only to basically wash allllll of that out in the final product??
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
something I haven’t stopped thinking about since the first movie: why devote so much time promoting the practical effects and larger-than-life sets you built only to basically wash allllll of that out in the final product??
okay just wait a clock-tick
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
okay just wait a clock-tick
okay as expected No Good Deed was THE moment for me and the rest is all dressing (except for literally that final frame)
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
okay as expected No Good Deed was THE moment for me and the rest is all dressing (except for literally that final frame)
okay can someone who’s seen Wicked tell me if my boyfriend* is in part 2 or not??
*the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
*the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
okay can someone who’s seen Wicked tell me if my boyfriend* is in part 2 or not??
*the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
*the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
if you need me at any point today I’ll just be over here clicking back and forth between bootlegs of Willemijn Verkaik & Jessica Vosk singing No Good Deed (plz do not need me, I am busy)
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if you need me at any point today I’ll just be over here clicking back and forth between bootlegs of Willemijn Verkaik & Jessica Vosk singing No Good Deed (plz do not need me, I am busy)
oh so y’all are HORNY horny today, got it
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
oh so y’all are HORNY horny today, got it
coffee shop had a sweet potato pie muffin today and y’all *know* daddy got a little sweet treat after the gym
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
coffee shop had a sweet potato pie muffin today and y’all *know* daddy got a little sweet treat after the gym
I stg if any of you post spoilers and ruin what happens to Elphaba and Glinda and Nessa and Fiyero and Boq I’ll drop a fucking house on you next
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I stg if any of you post spoilers and ruin what happens to Elphaba and Glinda and Nessa and Fiyero and Boq I’ll drop a fucking house on you next
did this at least three times today 🫡
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
did this at least three times today 🫡
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss
just a reminder, apropos of nothing, that we can let people enjoy things we don’t personally enjoy (unless those things are racist, transphobic, or Britani from RHOSLC) 🩷💚
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
just a reminder, apropos of nothing, that we can let people enjoy things we don’t personally enjoy (unless those things are racist, transphobic, or Britani from RHOSLC) 🩷💚
today’s kitchen adventures include a pistachio ricotta cake, honey butter corn soufflé, and sweet potato casserole and I am HUNGRY y’all 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
today’s kitchen adventures include a pistachio ricotta cake, honey butter corn soufflé, and sweet potato casserole and I am HUNGRY y’all 🤤
Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh
before the meeting / after the meeting
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
before the meeting / after the meeting
🎶 we’ve no time to sit and dither
while her withers wither with her 🎶
while her withers wither with her 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎶 we’ve no time to sit and dither
while her withers wither with her 🎶
while her withers wither with her 🎶
quick question: when do y’all have time to watch all this stuff?? like how has everyone seen the latest Netflix documentary *and* caught up on the most recent housewives franchise *and* been to the movies multiple times in a month all while working and trying to keep their mortal husks alive??
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
quick question: when do y’all have time to watch all this stuff?? like how has everyone seen the latest Netflix documentary *and* caught up on the most recent housewives franchise *and* been to the movies multiple times in a month all while working and trying to keep their mortal husks alive??
hi can everyone stop yelling for just a sec?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hi can everyone stop yelling for just a sec?
y’all I met a cow today & I’ve never been happier 😍
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
y’all I met a cow today & I’ve never been happier 😍
views from the pottery studio rooftop >>>>
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
views from the pottery studio rooftop >>>>