Peter Collins
@torus23.bsky.social
Mathematician 41 years teaching....how did I last for so long? Cornish. Plants🍁,insects🐝🦋,cats 🐈⬛ birds 🐦⬛,growing own vegetables 🍅 and baking. Southern UK.
An enjoyable night out at Chichester Festival Theatre. Nigel Havers one man show was funny, entertaining and took us all on a journey looking back at some of his TV/Film/Stage rolls.
The dinner at The Brasserie before the show was superb.
#nigelhavers
#chichester
#Brasserie
The dinner at The Brasserie before the show was superb.
#nigelhavers
#chichester
#Brasserie
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
An enjoyable night out at Chichester Festival Theatre. Nigel Havers one man show was funny, entertaining and took us all on a journey looking back at some of his TV/Film/Stage rolls.
The dinner at The Brasserie before the show was superb.
#nigelhavers
#chichester
#Brasserie
The dinner at The Brasserie before the show was superb.
#nigelhavers
#chichester
#Brasserie
All these Tories that have joined reform are all wasters of the highest degree
#justsaying
#justsaying
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
All these Tories that have joined reform are all wasters of the highest degree
#justsaying
#justsaying
Reposted by Peter Collins
It is so strange that crime doesn’t occur where people don’t live.
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
It is so strange that crime doesn’t occur where people don’t live.
Phone call from Care Home at 6 a.m.
This is exactly the conversation: hello, this is xxxx, he not breathing. Sorry what did you say? He not breathing. Are you saying xxxxx has died? Yes, he dead. He not breathing.
Am not sure how to process this message!
This is exactly the conversation: hello, this is xxxx, he not breathing. Sorry what did you say? He not breathing. Are you saying xxxxx has died? Yes, he dead. He not breathing.
Am not sure how to process this message!
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Phone call from Care Home at 6 a.m.
This is exactly the conversation: hello, this is xxxx, he not breathing. Sorry what did you say? He not breathing. Are you saying xxxxx has died? Yes, he dead. He not breathing.
Am not sure how to process this message!
This is exactly the conversation: hello, this is xxxx, he not breathing. Sorry what did you say? He not breathing. Are you saying xxxxx has died? Yes, he dead. He not breathing.
Am not sure how to process this message!
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Who the hell are five?
December 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who the hell are five?
Titanique? Oh dear..not funny
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Titanique? Oh dear..not funny
The thickness of the chocolate on a kit Kat is now so thin you can see through it. #astonishing #kitkat
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The thickness of the chocolate on a kit Kat is now so thin you can see through it. #astonishing #kitkat
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Called taking the piss
Called taking the piss
Backlash over £195 'Tom Kerridge beef wellington' from M&S | Money blog
M&S has defended the price of a £195 beef wellington made by chef Tom Kerridge. Read this, plus our week of special content on consumer rights, through the day in the Money blog.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Called taking the piss
Called taking the piss
Huh? My Practice doesn't offer appointments online so what is going on?
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Huh? My Practice doesn't offer appointments online so what is going on?
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Really? Tanks being effectively used in battle has gone surely?
Really? Tanks being effectively used in battle has gone surely?
Expensive, noisy and delayed - but is the Army's new fighting vehicle any good?
Billed as a "next generation" fighting machine, the nearly £10m Ajax left 17 soldiers requiring treatment for hearing loss. A minister tells Sky News the army "have put those (issues) to bed".
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November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Really? Tanks being effectively used in battle has gone surely?
Really? Tanks being effectively used in battle has gone surely?
#amazon
Since you outsourced some of your delivery items to Royal Mail, the service has gone downhill. It's not a surprise, really, as RM are crap.
Since you outsourced some of your delivery items to Royal Mail, the service has gone downhill. It's not a surprise, really, as RM are crap.
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#amazon
Since you outsourced some of your delivery items to Royal Mail, the service has gone downhill. It's not a surprise, really, as RM are crap.
Since you outsourced some of your delivery items to Royal Mail, the service has gone downhill. It's not a surprise, really, as RM are crap.
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
54 years ago, how time flies!
youtu.be/Ch_5dB1FkqY?...
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Lindisfarne _ Meet me on the corner 1971
YouTube video by Sam Spade
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October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
54 years ago, how time flies!
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#Boots
£10 Tuesday Lateral flow covid test 2 boxes saving £8.
Boots app has always been awful so I suppose tomorrow it will fix itself and the offer will have gone ha ha what a joke
£10 Tuesday Lateral flow covid test 2 boxes saving £8.
Boots app has always been awful so I suppose tomorrow it will fix itself and the offer will have gone ha ha what a joke
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#Boots
£10 Tuesday Lateral flow covid test 2 boxes saving £8.
Boots app has always been awful so I suppose tomorrow it will fix itself and the offer will have gone ha ha what a joke
£10 Tuesday Lateral flow covid test 2 boxes saving £8.
Boots app has always been awful so I suppose tomorrow it will fix itself and the offer will have gone ha ha what a joke
Waffle, waffle, waffle, deflect, waffle, deflect, depress R, R<1, waffle, bumble bumble, deflect and waffle, doubling, halving, ming vase, depress R, my cat could have done better
#covidinquiryUK
#borisjohnson
#covidinquiryUK
#borisjohnson
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waffle, waffle, waffle, deflect, waffle, deflect, depress R, R<1, waffle, bumble bumble, deflect and waffle, doubling, halving, ming vase, depress R, my cat could have done better
#covidinquiryUK
#borisjohnson
#covidinquiryUK
#borisjohnson
Goodness BJ is a complete waster
##covidinquiryUK
##covidinquiryUK
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Goodness BJ is a complete waster
##covidinquiryUK
##covidinquiryUK
#covidinquiryUK in my last post, watching BJ giving evidence I said that I simply wanted to pick him and put him in the bin. I forgot to say which bin.
Would it be the household rubbish or the garden waste?
Will leave that to the imagination of the readers.
#borisjohnson
Would it be the household rubbish or the garden waste?
Will leave that to the imagination of the readers.
#borisjohnson
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
#covidinquiryUK in my last post, watching BJ giving evidence I said that I simply wanted to pick him and put him in the bin. I forgot to say which bin.
Would it be the household rubbish or the garden waste?
Will leave that to the imagination of the readers.
#borisjohnson
Would it be the household rubbish or the garden waste?
Will leave that to the imagination of the readers.
#borisjohnson
Am watching the covid inquiry and all I want to do is pick him up and put in the bin
#borisjohnson
#borisjohnson
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Am watching the covid inquiry and all I want to do is pick him up and put in the bin
#borisjohnson
#borisjohnson
#covidinquiryUK can you imagine what it was like working with BJ? Goodness, what a bumbling waste of space.
Did he just get out of bed?
Has he heard of a razor?
How the hell did he become Prime Minister?
Did he just get out of bed?
Has he heard of a razor?
How the hell did he become Prime Minister?
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
#covidinquiryUK can you imagine what it was like working with BJ? Goodness, what a bumbling waste of space.
Did he just get out of bed?
Has he heard of a razor?
How the hell did he become Prime Minister?
Did he just get out of bed?
Has he heard of a razor?
How the hell did he become Prime Minister?
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Royal Mail customer service is absolutely appalling. Could you do a poll perhaps to gauge opinion?
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Royal Mail customer service is absolutely appalling. Could you do a poll perhaps to gauge opinion?
#scotland #northernireland
Watching both football matches, the Irish team have so much enthusiasm and passion. The Scottish team were very drab and unconvincing.
Well done N Ireland.
Watching both football matches, the Irish team have so much enthusiasm and passion. The Scottish team were very drab and unconvincing.
Well done N Ireland.
October 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#scotland #northernireland
Watching both football matches, the Irish team have so much enthusiasm and passion. The Scottish team were very drab and unconvincing.
Well done N Ireland.
Watching both football matches, the Irish team have so much enthusiasm and passion. The Scottish team were very drab and unconvincing.
Well done N Ireland.
