Tori Barron
@toribarron.bsky.social
I’m famous!
Hi Andy!
Hi Andy!
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m famous!
Hi Andy!
Hi Andy!
You’re so nice
I bet you think this post is about you.
I bet you think this post is about you.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
You’re so nice
I bet you think this post is about you.
I bet you think this post is about you.
That was a big firey boom.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That was a big firey boom.
Under a normal DOJ, his logic would make perfect sense. I just don’t trust Bondi as far as I can throw her.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Under a normal DOJ, his logic would make perfect sense. I just don’t trust Bondi as far as I can throw her.
To be fair, this lyric totally made the final edit.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
To be fair, this lyric totally made the final edit.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
He is named a LOT, but second hand emails alone do not tend to make bulletproof evidence.
The Feds surely investigated him and have more of that kind of dirt. But who knows what we will see.
The Feds surely investigated him and have more of that kind of dirt. But who knows what we will see.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He is named a LOT, but second hand emails alone do not tend to make bulletproof evidence.
The Feds surely investigated him and have more of that kind of dirt. But who knows what we will see.
The Feds surely investigated him and have more of that kind of dirt. But who knows what we will see.
We are already seeing tens of thousands of those documents and they are fairly incriminating. But since Trump notoriously does not email, nothing yet connects him as directly as my inner prosecutor would hope.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We are already seeing tens of thousands of those documents and they are fairly incriminating. But since Trump notoriously does not email, nothing yet connects him as directly as my inner prosecutor would hope.
The Epstein estate has what Epstein had, not likely everything the feds had on everyone involved. I think Epstein was dead before that kind of discovery in court was shared.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Epstein estate has what Epstein had, not likely everything the feds had on everyone involved. I think Epstein was dead before that kind of discovery in court was shared.
Look on the bright side
Not on the bad side
Look at the bright side
Something’s good!
Not on the bad side
Look at the bright side
Something’s good!
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Look on the bright side
Not on the bad side
Look at the bright side
Something’s good!
Not on the bad side
Look at the bright side
Something’s good!
Nobody he endorsed even won in the most recent elections.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nobody he endorsed even won in the most recent elections.
And the next Xbox looks like it will do this too. Their mobile already does.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And the next Xbox looks like it will do this too. Their mobile already does.
Great optics, but he also did the right thing if he was in no position to help.
You get out of the way of the folks who are helping.
This is one of the first things taught in say, a CPR class.
But again, as optics go, this makes him look bad and I have no problem with that.
You get out of the way of the folks who are helping.
This is one of the first things taught in say, a CPR class.
But again, as optics go, this makes him look bad and I have no problem with that.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Great optics, but he also did the right thing if he was in no position to help.
You get out of the way of the folks who are helping.
This is one of the first things taught in say, a CPR class.
But again, as optics go, this makes him look bad and I have no problem with that.
You get out of the way of the folks who are helping.
This is one of the first things taught in say, a CPR class.
But again, as optics go, this makes him look bad and I have no problem with that.
And every sauce is different, and every brand of basmati is a little different.
Indian chefs are next level.
Indian chefs are next level.
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And every sauce is different, and every brand of basmati is a little different.
Indian chefs are next level.
Indian chefs are next level.
It gets super tricky getting that rice to come out perfect and not mushy when you make biryani with it. But it feels so good to get it right. And yeah, that 3/4th thing is more art than science. It finishes cooking in the sauce and you figure out when it is 3/4ths done through trial and error.
October 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It gets super tricky getting that rice to come out perfect and not mushy when you make biryani with it. But it feels so good to get it right. And yeah, that 3/4th thing is more art than science. It finishes cooking in the sauce and you figure out when it is 3/4ths done through trial and error.
Now, perfect biryani.
Such a tricky rice grain but oh so good when made well.
Such a tricky rice grain but oh so good when made well.
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now, perfect biryani.
Such a tricky rice grain but oh so good when made well.
Such a tricky rice grain but oh so good when made well.
How absolutely dare they!
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
How absolutely dare they!
212-555-2368
a computer screen says we 're ready to believe you and shows a youtube video
ALT: a computer screen says we 're ready to believe you and shows a youtube video
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
212-555-2368
“Whoa!”
-Neo
The Matrix
“Woah!”
- Ted
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
-Neo
The Matrix
“Woah!”
- Ted
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“Whoa!”
-Neo
The Matrix
“Woah!”
- Ted
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
-Neo
The Matrix
“Woah!”
- Ted
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
It would only cost $1 to throw one in the trash.
October 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It would only cost $1 to throw one in the trash.
And not retroactively.
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And not retroactively.
I’ll never see that age… fucking Leap Year birthday.
- Your oldest 12 year old fan.
- Your oldest 12 year old fan.
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ll never see that age… fucking Leap Year birthday.
- Your oldest 12 year old fan.
- Your oldest 12 year old fan.
HIV has only been named the year before.
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
HIV has only been named the year before.