I got the gene that makes dogs taste like soap to me.

And to demonstrate to underlings/the public that you're too powerful to give a shit about how people think they look.

Making medical professionals into beta testers, huh

Morgan Freeman's got one of them, in case he dies somewhere and they need to pay for his coffin.

It's called Pack Hunting, get used to it

No blokes refused

I picked up a few white poppies this year, as a somewhat petulant protest

Guess those monkey condoms they've been testing don't work.