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So sick of “nobody thought this could be done this quickly!” and the trick is just being willing to break laws.

This same breathless writeup for Pharaoh back in the day.. “look at how this guy motivates his labor force!”
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
“It’s supposed to be a long con not a short con! You’re ruining the whole trick!”
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 AM
You’d miss out on getting punked by your Italian friends in Italy when they get you to order a beer with a pasta dish (chef came out and asked who the American was).

I like having the opposite of “customer is always right”.
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This will be the lead for a chapter someday in the book 2026 (or 2027 or whatever)
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I need to open up one of those cosmo ”how to please your man” and find out it’s stuff like “always keep both sets of car keys with you at all times”
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Has anybody else ever pontificated about the future, with almost complete inaccuracy, as much as Musk? It’s just incredible people ignore the track record and instead stick with ”maybe the fortune teller will be right this time”.
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
At SJU in PR, United has told us the airspace is closed, can’t find the official notice though
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
”Why Russia is actually sending love to Ukraine with every exploding drone” - Gene Munster
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
They work worse, welcome to the future.
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Every Australian story I hear is just a list of the things that almost killed them
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At this point he should just switch to colors

”Getting prices down by red, maybe even purple.”
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My neighbor still does the “light real candles on the tree” which always blows my mind. I’ve burned a few branches in the fire and they go up like gasoline.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nice legal form of "the ship has sailed, nothing we can do"

Moral seems to be that you're allowed to cheat your way to a huge pay package - as long as the shareholder who calls you on it doesn't also nail what you *should* have gotten instead. Quite an odd principle.
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just think it’s early to jump the gun and proclaim that AI is the primary driver - there are a number of potential causes for the current lack of CS demand.

AI and job loss are what a lot of people are afraid of, and fear tends to push us towards making spurious causal links.
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
An alternate explanation is that companies are paying for huge AI investment by putting hiring on hold.

Also, as to whether these trends continues or it reverts, unknown. An oft cited comparison is rise of Excel, some jobs were lost but others ended up getting created and was a wash.
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I dream of a world where the track record of forecasters is brought up to provide context before interviewing them for a new forecast.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“I do not recall, but like FR FR actually can’t recall.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
bounce a laser around the house.. doubles as a security measure, every time your internet cuts out someone is probably sneaking up on you
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Since its a great bit.

youtu.be/qFx1Cpxpx1E?...
Jim Jefferies -- Airplane Etiquette -- Fully Functional
YouTube video by Jim Jefferies
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Definitely a scammish business model In general. PE is good at finding weak points of human lives and exploiting them for every cent.

So many things wouldn’t work if a friend owned the place and he had to deal with customers in the community.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The game with my storage place seems to be you prepay for 12 months at the intro rate - then cancel and change to different unit for that intro rate, prepay those 12 months etc. They feed off the people who stay in one unit, ratcheting up the rates to oblivion.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Memento.. LLM edition

You know some intern is continually tasked with fixing the “racism” slider bar that Elon keeps maxing out
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM