We've all been there....

Parly Hill?

Stunning piece of writing. Sums it up perfectly.

It really was a damned fine lecture!

That's got a definite north London vibe....feels very NW5

Are you doing any in London?

Can anyone imagine an AI coming up with anything so ludicrously bonkers?

Particularly attractive with the two-tone flower.

Born in Picton Street in Montpelier if I remember right.

I just feel slightly sorry for the rodent....

You sound just like Kevin Connolly....

That's got a very Tufnell Park vibe....

I'm really sorry, I know you've previously explained this, but exactly what makes a sport coat different from a suit jacket?

Ok, so none of your "faux-new-england-oystershack-whitstable" nonsense. If you want fish, cooked with enthusiasm and a degree of chaos in a genuinely ramshackle place on an unremarkable suburban street, the only option is Bronek's near Northfields tube. Fish, just fish. Maybe a potato, but fish....

I remember a lecturer at the Institute of Archaeology who stopped suddenly, mid sentence and let out an explosive sneeze.
He then fumbled in his jacket pocket, pulled out what was unmistakably a pair of socks, blew his nose on them, and carried on with the lecture.

The feet are incredible!