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TopherCeezy
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In the two hemispheres, we’re all spiraling in opposite directions.

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Then Ole Miss reverses their decision, and lets him coach?
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“None of them will be grounded, because there are only two genders.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My grandmother had a giant collection of dirty romance novels (the ones with Fabio on the cover.)

When I had to spend the summer with her, I read them all. (I was 12.)

This is that.

It’s smut. Beach-reading that’s only missing Fabio.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If we’ve already been stuffed into the locker, can we-

(Pauses to let sound of steps pass the locker)

- complain?
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dude only threw 5 INT’s in every other game to this point!
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dude includes high school on his CV.

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December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How do we know the Turtle wanted papaya? Is the turtle being held against its will being force-fed Papaya like the glutton in Seven?!??

Justice for the Turtle
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Were they found together? Is there any way to know if they’re from the same litter or their age?
(Sorry for 10000 questions… I couldn’t find them on the site.)
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Shows up in a Boss Hogg suit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lane Kiffin = Jose Mourinho
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’d rather see Robert Novak than Dersh at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ham Club Chris Stapleton, maybe.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I haven’t watched an entire football game in like 8 years, because family.

Having to attend a conference, so I turn it on after checking-in to my hotel.

Is this what all games are now?
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My friend puked in the bushes at the Crystal Cathedral in L.A. when our high school band (from rural Alabama) marched in the Rose Bowl Parade.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kink shaming…
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
She was married to Nick Cannon. She definitely writes her own VBA scripts to manage familial holiday plans.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not to mention the most dysfunctional state party… it’s truly all grassroots efforts.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You’ve got the random spaces down pat.

It’s like the dude was leaving space to write on his screen with invisible ink so that the recipient could decode the hidden message.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I guess it’s my hearing going, bc my inability to audibly recognize led me to “Animal Collective show on a Wednesday in November?!?!?”
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Or is it just, literally, apropos of nothing, à la Jordan Peterson or Mr. Beast?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not that it matters, but what was the context of this? Is it just some attempt at seeming deep in the same fashion as a Jordan Peterson acolyte or Mr. Beast?
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The labeling on this hurts my feelings so much.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM