ope it’s 11:11 i’m wishing that ill make it to the toilet in the next 5 minutes
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ope it’s 11:11 i’m wishing that ill make it to the toilet in the next 5 minutes
music is so awesome imagine not having music life would not be awesome at ALL
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
music is so awesome imagine not having music life would not be awesome at ALL
off 5 edibles at my parents house on christmas eve sharing a room with my little sister be like
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
off 5 edibles at my parents house on christmas eve sharing a room with my little sister be like
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
unfortunately i will NEVER be a turkey trotter. and honestly everyone who is is kind of a psychopath
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
unfortunately i will NEVER be a turkey trotter. and honestly everyone who is is kind of a psychopath
just found out the original dress was blue and black. NOBODY fucking talk to me.
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
just found out the original dress was blue and black. NOBODY fucking talk to me.
my only healthy coping skill in the winter is jazz
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my only healthy coping skill in the winter is jazz
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
October 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
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Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
something about a woman with an irish accent. can’t elaborate further
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
something about a woman with an irish accent. can’t elaborate further
can somebody come slap me in the face with a pie??! need to feel something. thx ☺️
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
can somebody come slap me in the face with a pie??! need to feel something. thx ☺️
hell would actually be hell if you weren’t there
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hell would actually be hell if you weren’t there
now tooting i can get behind
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
now tooting i can get behind
hell is gonna be so on fleek
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
hell is gonna be so on fleek
whyyyy oh why would anyone hangout with a dude. like what do you get out of that. genuinely
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
whyyyy oh why would anyone hangout with a dude. like what do you get out of that. genuinely
just accidentally touched a dry microfiber towel without the chance to mentally prepare so now my day is fucking ruined
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
just accidentally touched a dry microfiber towel without the chance to mentally prepare so now my day is fucking ruined
have a good feeling about today. at least gastrointestinally
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
have a good feeling about today. at least gastrointestinally
bro you got crazy fingering technique
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
bro you got crazy fingering technique
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i’ll celebrate labor day when a man gives birth. tired of these sexist holidays
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i’ll celebrate labor day when a man gives birth. tired of these sexist holidays
to whoever came up with “newsflash pal” i owe you my life
August 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
to whoever came up with “newsflash pal” i owe you my life
such a shame that IM the one who’s supposed to fix me. how can i be trusted to do that
August 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
such a shame that IM the one who’s supposed to fix me. how can i be trusted to do that
unfortunately i am in fact a whole lot funnier when i’m wildly depressed
August 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
unfortunately i am in fact a whole lot funnier when i’m wildly depressed