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Thank you!
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
❤️!!!thank you!!!❤️
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I drove to PDX and back monday, by the time I was heading home things were kind of apocalyptic, and the only road up from the ferry terminal was blocked by a fallen tree that someone had drove around and front ended into a van coming the other way so we lined up in the dark rain til that was cleared
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I didn't have to beat GTA V, I asked my 4 year old to do it
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Kind of neat how everything is worse all the time now
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Thank you
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The air soft gun I got to train the wildlife around here is effective, doesn’t hurt them, and fires biodegradable pellets. You hear that deer? Stay out of the fruit trees.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Let them innnnnnnn
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As a rational person, I have as much chance of understanding these phenomena as a calculator has of understanding math. Just not going to work.

Makes me happy to know I know very little.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When I slept in an adjoining room, a houseguest came in and woke me to helpfully tell me they'd just see the legs crossing to my room. I went back to sleep, since the legs seemed to be doing their own thing. Once I saw someone come through the front door in red flannel, and vanish in broad daylight.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thank you!
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Still life with roses
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Paid the ferryman, crossing back home
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM