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William Toenjes, Alpine Houndmaster 🔜 Shoebox.gg
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Husband/Dad, Fire/EMS Dispatcher, LEGO/AFOL, Magic: the Gathering Commander PDH/Pauper EDH hype man, Camping, Corgis: Freyja & Loki, Tabby Cat: Stitch; Twin Cities, Minnesotan. he/him/his
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It's been ~19 months since @pdhrcderek.bsky.social brewed a fresh Sky Hussar list (never LIVE on "The Joy of #PDH with Derek". THE HOUNDS say that's like 5000 new cards to look at. Anyways, he's gonna do it at 7PM CT tonight, complete in an hour, might even be some waterbending… youtube.com/@pdhrc
It's been ~19 months since @pdhrcderek.bsky.social brewed a fresh Sky Hussar list (never LIVE on "The Joy of #PDH with Derek". THE HOUNDS say that's like 5000 new cards to look at. Anyways, he's gonna do it at 7PM CT tonight, complete in an hour, might even be some waterbending… youtube.com/@pdhrc — Sky Hussar {3}{W}{U} Creature — Human Knight Flying When this creature enters, untap all creatures you control. Forecast — Tap two untapped white and/or blue creatures you control, Reveal this card from your hand: Draw a card. (Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.) 4/3 Watermark: Azorius Illustrated by Kev Walker from Magic: the Gathering — Dissension (2006) #PauperEDH #PEDH PauperComander #MagicTheGathering #corgis #mtgdogs
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I love it so much I bought the signed print during the pandemic, ended up in limbo held up at USPS in Chicago, finally showed almost a year later.
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King 'Narfi - Betrayer King' by artist Christopher Lovell is from the new 'Kaldheim' game from Wizards of the Coast. All art prints are a standard size of A2
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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New one to me, ❤️ the Hildebrandt art and flavor text, will go into my next goblins #PDH deck… probably power-crept at common by Cosmotronic Wave / Hazardous Blast and Coronation of Chaos.
Cosmotronic Wave {3}{R} Sorcery Cosmotronic Wave deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can’t block this turn. “This sort of innovation occurs when you set out to improve an electric tea kettle and misplace a decimal.” Illustrated by Titus Lunter from Magic: the Gathering — Guilds of Ravnica (2018) Hazardous Blast {3}{R} Sorcery Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can’t block this turn. The Machine Orthodoxy finds strength in numbers. The Quiet Furnace finds that amusing. Illustrated by Zoltan Boros from Magic: the Gathering — Phyrexia: All Will Be One (2023) Coronation of Chaos {2}{R} Sorcery Up to three target creatures can’t block this turn. Goad them. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) When Sarevok’s deception was unmasked, the cheering crowd erupted into an outraged mob. Illustrated by Artur Nakhodkin from Magic: the Gathering — Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate (2022)
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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❄️ Winter is here… expect exclusive #corgis frolicking in the snow coverage the next several months.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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#EDH Ghoulcaller Gisa
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#PDH Narfi, Betrayer King (okay, I have a type…)
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#WizardWednesday
Ghoulcaller Gisa {3}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard {B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature’s power. “Geralf, must you always whine? I agreed to nothing. I’ll raise ghouls anytime I wish.” 3/4 Illustrated by Karla Ortiz borderless alter by Ryan Peneff from @CCOPodcast from Magic: the Gathering — Commander 2014 (2014) Narfi, Betrayer King {3}{U}{B} Legendary Snow Creature — Zombie Wizard Other snow and Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1. {S}{S}{S}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.) 4/3 Illustrated by Christopher Lovell from Magic: the Gathering — Kaldheim (2021)
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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It's in the 30s and raining, THE HOUNDS don't need to paint you a picture like Kalain… winter is coming! Warm yourself by the glow of @pdhpals.bsky.social #PauperEDH gameplay, live NOW at twitch.tv/pdhpals
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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They can't wait for the nearby lake and ponds to freeze over.
Tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi siblings Freyja Frostypaws and Loki Laughinghund borking in the snow, December 2024. #corgis #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #minnesota
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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☀️ Lovely Sunday!! Blue skies and 55°F ahead of fog, then rain, then snow Mon/Tues/Weds.
Tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi siblings Freyja Frostypaws and Loki Laughinghund enjoy a Fall walk around the lake #corgis #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #minnesota #mnwx
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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📺 Watching @thepdhpod.bsky.social Saturday Morning Breakfast Serial LIVE #PauperCommander gameplay at twitch.tv/thepdhpod
Grizzled Angler // Grisly Anglerfish vs. Shadowfax, Lord of Horses vs. Hama, the Blood ender vs. Golem Artisan #pdh #pedh #pauperedh #magicthegathering
Watching @thepdhpod.bsky.social Saturday Morning Breakfast Serial LIVE #PauperCommander gameplay at twitch.tv/thepdhpod Grizzled Angler // Grisly Anglerfish vs. Shadowfax, Lord of Horses vs. Hama, the Blood ender vs. Golem Artisan #pdh #pedh #pauperedh #magicthegathering
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I still have an unfinished super-jank Elder Typal #EDH deck list in progress "A.A.R.P. Card" that was going to be Esika or Morophon leading though thinking now will revisit with Infinite Guideline Station as CMDR and call it "Shady Acres Rest Home" with AARP custom sleeves… 🤣
AARP Membership Card red with white lettering Infinite Guideline Station {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft When Infinite Guideline Station enters, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each multicolored permanent you control. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It’s an artifact creature at 12+.) STATION 12+ Flying Whenever Infinite Guideline Station attacks, draw a card for each multicolored permanent you control. 7/15 Illustrated by Piotr Dura from Magic: the Gathering — Edge of Eternities (2025)
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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TIL @edhrec.com has a (really entertaining) Crossword in addition to Spellify… next time going to try to speed run it (not while working). Any puzzle with @aaronbmiller.com as one of the clues is aces in my book!
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EDHREC Crossword 11/13/2025 Words: 84 My Time: 54:28 edhrec.com/games/crossw...
EDHREC Crossword 11/13/2025 Words: 84 My Time: 54:28 https://edhrec.com/games/crossword
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Final hour for #GiveToTheMaxDay, the corgis invite you to give as able to worthy causes
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@americancancer MN
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Tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi siblings Freyja Frostypaws and Loki Laughinghund in front of a Corgi things.com "Welcome" garden flag #corgis #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #minnesota #TransgenderDayOfRemembrance #InternationalTransgenderDayOfRemembrance
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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🪨 Earth Kingdom wrestling fans: THE HOUNDS aka Freyja, the Leafbender and Loki, the Airpasser recommend you watch @pdhrcderek.bsky.social brew and test #MTGxATLA "The Boulder" #PauperCommander deck LIVE tonight from 7–8PM CT at youtube.com/@pdhrc
Earth Kingdom wrestling fans: THE HOUNDS aka Freyja, the Leafbender and Loki, the Airpasser recommend you watch @pdhrcderek.bsky.social brew and test #MTGxATLA "The Boulder" #PauperCommander deck LIVE from 7–8PM CT tonight and most Wednesdaysat youtube.com/@pdhrc #PDH #PEDH #PauperEDH #MagicTheGathering #Avatar #corgi #corgis #mtgdogs
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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💧Water 🪨Earth 🔥Fire 💨Air 🌶️Jalapenos…? @jalapenopaupers.bsky.social #MTGxATLA #PauperEDH set review w/guests @lobbert8.bsky.social + Ginger count down their top 10 Avatar Uncommon Commanders & Commons. #mtgdogs THE HOUNDS ❤️ Joo Dee, One of Many & Haru, Hidden Talent www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztTe...
Joo Dee, One of Many {1}{B} Creature — Human Advisor {B}, {T}: Surveil 1. Create a token that’s a copy of this creature, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate only as a sorcery. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) “Hello! My name is Joo Dee. You’re in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here.” 2/2 Illustrated by Olena Richards from Magic: the Gathering — Avatar: the Last Airbender (2025) #PDH #PEDH #PauperEDH #PauperCommander #PEDH #corgi #mtgdogs Haru, Hidden Talent {1}{G} Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally Whenever another Ally you control enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that’s still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Haru hid his incredible earthbending abilities out of fear of punishment from the Fire Nation. 1/1 Watermark: Earth Kingdom Illustrated by Mitori from Magic: the Gathering — Avatar: the Last Airbender (2025) #PDH #PEDH #PauperEDH #PauperCommander #PEDH #corgi #mtgdogs
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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For Changelings: Draw, Draw, Tutor, +1/+1 Counter, +1/+1 Counter + Hexproof, Draw; for Zombies: Life Loss, Aristocrat, Life Loss, Anthem. @lobbert8.bsky.social has a fun 5-color Tribal Typal for PDH that will have lots of ideas in the 99 of his @moxfield.com deck list: moxfield.com/decks/C_Kbz0...
Wirewood Savage {2}{G} Creature — Elf Whenever a Beast enters, you may draw a card. “She is truly Wirewood’s child now.” —Elvish refugee 2/2 Illustrated by DiTerlizzi ——— Woodland Liege {2}{G} Creature — Elf Druid Noble Whenever a Beast you control enters, draw a card. “Your human laws mean nothing here. Plead your case before the tribunal of the wilds.” 2/2 Illustrated by Marta Nael ——— Defiant Falcon {1}{W} Creature — Rebel Bird Flying {4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. 1/1 Illustrated by Heather Hudson ——— Dragonstorm Globe {3} Artifact Each Dragon you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Jeskai scholars fashioned devices to forecast the behavior of the dragonstorms. Illustrated by Adrián Rodríguez Pérez ——— Jade Orb of Dragonkind {2}{G} Artifact {T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and gains hexproof until your next turn. (It can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Illustrated by Olena Richards ——— Airborne Aid {3}{U} Sorcery Draw a card for each Bird on the battlefield. “We help our Southern Order comrades as much as we can. But the Cabal’s insidious influence spreads, dividing our forces and leaving new arrivals to fend for themselves.” —Commander Eesha Illustrated by Bradley Williams Shepherd of Rot {1}{B} Creature — Zombie Cleric {T}: Each player loses 1 life for each Zombie on the battlefield. “My priests swore loyalty to the Cabal not until death, but beyond it.” —Cabal Patriarch 1/1 Illustrated by Greg Staples ——— Vengeful Dead {3}{B} Creature — Zombie Whenever this creature or another Zombie dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Those who don’t learn from their deaths are destined to repeat them. 3/2 Illustrated by Alex Horley-Orlandelli ——— Gempalm Polluter {5}{B} Creature — Zombie Cycling {B}{B} ({B}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may have target player lose life equal to the number of Zombies on the battlefield. 4/3 Illustrated by Dany Orizio ——— Strength of Night {2}{G} Instant Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, Zombie creatures you control get an additional +2/+2 until end of turn. Illustrated by John Avon
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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THE HOUNDS have been wondering all day if @pdhpals.bsky.social would play #PauperEDH live tonight, and would they feature any new #MTGxATLA and it's actually happening right NOW at twitch.tv/pdhpals
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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🍂The #corgis were disappointed no sightings of any Minnesota cryptids on our evening walk in the woods.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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🌞 GOOD MORNING!! Likely the last +50°F day of 2025 here, the corgis are going to make the most of it.
Tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi siblings Loki Laughinghund and Freyja Frostypaws enjoying the morning sun. #corgis #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #minnesota #mnwx
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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🖤💚 Golgari Legendary Insects Triumvirate 🪲🪳🪰
Amzu, Swarm's Hunger {3}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman Flying, menace Other Insects you control have menace. Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you may create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest mana value among those cards. Do this only once each turn. 3/3 Watermark: Golgari Illustrated by Slawomir Maniak from Magic: the Gathering — Ravnica: Clue Edition (2024) ——— Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest {3}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman Flying Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. The clicks and buzz of the undercity proclaim him the incarnation of decay. 2/2 Illustrated by Mathias Kollros from Magic: the Gathering — Commander 2015 (2015) ——— Zask, Skittering Swarmlord {3}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Insect You may play lands and cast Insect spells from your graveyard. Whenever another Insect you control dies, put it on the bottom of its owner’s library, then mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) {1}{B/G}: Target Insect gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. ({B/G} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.) 5/5 Illustrated by Alexander Ostrowski from Magic: the Gathering — Jumpstart 2022 (2022)
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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🎉 THE HOUNDS are celebrating their @pdhpals.bsky.social 29 month sub anniversary by watching the #MTGxATLA Last Airbender #PauperCommander Set Review live NOW at twitch.tv/pdhpals
Tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi siblings Freyja Frostypaws and Loki Laughinghund are Benders #corgis #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #mtgdogs #pdh #pedh #pauperedh #magicthegathering
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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#MTGxEmoBandNames @archidekt.com
Luminesce {W} Instant Prevent all damage that black sources and red sources would deal this turn. “The White Shield is not the burnished metal you lash to your forearm but the conviction that burns in your chest.” —Lucilde Fiksdotter, leader of the Order of the White Shield Illustrated by Daren Bader from Magic: the Gathering — Coldsnap (2006) Threefold Signal {3} Artifact When this artifact enters, scry 3. Each spell you cast that’s exactly three colors has replicate {3}. (When you cast it, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies. A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.) Illustrated by Julian Kok Joon Wen from Magic: the Gathering — New Capenna Commander (2022) Savior of the Sleeping {2}{W} Creature — Human Knight Vigilance Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Even lost in slumber, the citizens of Ardenvale dream of a tireless protector standing guard over their homes. 2/3 Illustrated by Valera Lutfullina from Magic: the Gathering — Wilds of Eldraine (2023) Widespread Panic {2}{R} Enchantment Whenever a spell or ability causes its controller to shuffle their library, that player puts a card from their hand on top of their library. “How thin is the veneer of civilization! A modest measure of panic will wash it off completely.” —Guard Erdrud of An Karras Illustrated by Dave Kendall from Magic: the Gathering — Commander 2013 (2013)
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Itzquinth, Firstborn of Gishath is just the derpy lil' heir to the empire of the Threefold Sun — as seen on @thejanklord.bsky.social S3:E7 #PauperCommander gameplay www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBuc...
Itzquinth, Firstborn of Gishath {R}{G} Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Haste When Itzquinth enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, target Dinosaur you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature. 2/3 Illustrated by Sidharth Chaturvedi from Magic: the Gathering — The Lost Caverns of Ixalan (2023) Pauper Commander Is Sick | QUEST FOR THE JANKLORD S3:E7 | Budget Magic: The Gathering Gameplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBucyUjY4Y0 #PDH #PEDH #PauperEDH #PauperCommander
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This card is responsible for my favorite pre-release play ever: built a Mardu deck from my kit, stockpiled 5 treasures off Foresworn Paladin, cast Wish searching up Tiamat (Pre-release stamped foil promo still in plastic wrapper) from the sideboard searching up only 2 other dragons… glorious!
Magic: the Gathering — Adventures in the Forgotten Realms pre-release July 16, 2021 - Mardu (White, Black, Red) deck ___ Wish {2}{R} Sorcery You may play a card you own from outside the game this turn. “If you had just one wish, what would it be? Gold, or angel song? Finding a lost love, or finding your way back home? Let me sing a song about one wish that came true …” —Ellywick Tumblestrum Illustrated by Ekaterina Burmak ——— Tiamat {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Dragon God Flying When Tiamat enters, if you cast it, search your library for up to five Dragon cards not named Tiamat that each have different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. “My children will rule over all!” 7/7 Illustrated by Chris Rahn ——— Forsworn Paladin {B} Creature — Human Knight Menace {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token. {2}{B}: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, that creature also gains deathtouch until end of turn. 1/1 Illustrated by Lorenzo Mastroianni
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🌌 Northern Lights so vibrant from our back deck and front yard at 20:40 CT tonight in Woodbury, Minnesota.
Orange, magenta and greens of the Northern Lights visible over treetops from our back deck at 20:40 CT tonight in Woodbury, Minnesota. Deep magenta and greens of the Northern Lights visible over treetops from our front yard at 20:40 CT tonight in Woodbury, Minnesota. Strong reds and greens of the Northern Lights visible from our front yard at 20:40 CT tonight in Woodbury, Minnesota. Orange, magenta and greens of the Northern Lights visible over treetops from our front yard at 20:40 CT tonight in Woodbury, Minnesota.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I'm partial to the Alpine Watchdog
Alpine Watchdog {1}{W} Creature — Dog Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.) “On the eighth day, a blizzard hit. Supplies were lost, and morale plummeted. On the ninth day, Dover found us.” —To the Summit: A Tale of Survival 2/2 Illustrated by Forrest Imel from Magic: the Gathering — Core Set 2021 Custom art replaced with tricolor Pembroke Welsh #Corgi Loki Laughinghund #mtgdogs
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM