Ro 🦇
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Ro // 29 // she/her // bi //ghoap brainrot 🧼💀// mdni 🔞 // fic writer // https://toomanybats.straw.page
Ghost loves it and soap doesn’t *hate* it but he would always choose bovril which has almost lead to them breaking up more than once
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ghost loves it and soap doesn’t *hate* it but he would always choose bovril which has almost lead to them breaking up more than once
🎵 and if a double decker bussss, crashes into ussss 🎵
a red double decker bus is driving down a street
ALT: a red double decker bus is driving down a street
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November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🎵 and if a double decker bussss, crashes into ussss 🎵
🥹🥰🥰🥰 big flirt
a couple of cartoon cats are standing next to each other with a heart on their heads .
ALT: a couple of cartoon cats are standing next to each other with a heart on their heads .
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November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
🥹🥰🥰🥰 big flirt
The lads at work’ll literally be working like that outside all day and then complain they get wet when it rains… my brother in Christ you have a work issued coat I beg you to use it 😭
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The lads at work’ll literally be working like that outside all day and then complain they get wet when it rains… my brother in Christ you have a work issued coat I beg you to use it 😭
Thank you for enjoying it!!!!!!!! 🩷
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thank you for enjoying it!!!!!!!! 🩷
Tipped over the edge 😔
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tipped over the edge 😔
Awwwww chaos I’m so happy you liked it and that it could make your day even a teeny bit better 🩷🩷🩷🩷
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Awwwww chaos I’m so happy you liked it and that it could make your day even a teeny bit better 🩷🩷🩷🩷
I hope it’s a good episode 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I hope it’s a good episode 🥹
Right??? They really are just SO!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Right??? They really are just SO!!!!!!!!
I *told* you I was getting silly with it
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I *told* you I was getting silly with it
He sounds so sure, so nonchalant about Soap being his protector, that Soap can't help but feel maddeningly endeared rather than enraged.
"Yeah." Soap mumbles, stroking a hand fondly through Simon's hair. "I'd kill for you."
Simon hums contentedly, and falls asleep.
"Yeah." Soap mumbles, stroking a hand fondly through Simon's hair. "I'd kill for you."
Simon hums contentedly, and falls asleep.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He sounds so sure, so nonchalant about Soap being his protector, that Soap can't help but feel maddeningly endeared rather than enraged.
"Yeah." Soap mumbles, stroking a hand fondly through Simon's hair. "I'd kill for you."
Simon hums contentedly, and falls asleep.
"Yeah." Soap mumbles, stroking a hand fondly through Simon's hair. "I'd kill for you."
Simon hums contentedly, and falls asleep.
"Ghost?" Soap says into the quiet "Did you walk here naked?" Ghost has flopped down, dropping his body weight and pinning Soap flat to the bed, so he feels his shrug more than sees it.
"I was only next door." Soap prods him in the side.
"What if someone had seen you?"
"You'd have killed 'em."
"I was only next door." Soap prods him in the side.
"What if someone had seen you?"
"You'd have killed 'em."
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Ghost?" Soap says into the quiet "Did you walk here naked?" Ghost has flopped down, dropping his body weight and pinning Soap flat to the bed, so he feels his shrug more than sees it.
"I was only next door." Soap prods him in the side.
"What if someone had seen you?"
"You'd have killed 'em."
"I was only next door." Soap prods him in the side.
"What if someone had seen you?"
"You'd have killed 'em."
"You lot were taking too long." Simon shrugs. "So they called in the big guns."
"Cute, and what really happened?"
"Collins sprained his ankle and I volunteered to fly in and cover."
"Noble of you." Soap grins.
"I'm a noble kind of guy." Ghost grins back, adoringly.
"Cute, and what really happened?"
"Collins sprained his ankle and I volunteered to fly in and cover."
"Noble of you." Soap grins.
"I'm a noble kind of guy." Ghost grins back, adoringly.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"You lot were taking too long." Simon shrugs. "So they called in the big guns."
"Cute, and what really happened?"
"Collins sprained his ankle and I volunteered to fly in and cover."
"Noble of you." Soap grins.
"I'm a noble kind of guy." Ghost grins back, adoringly.
"Cute, and what really happened?"
"Collins sprained his ankle and I volunteered to fly in and cover."
"Noble of you." Soap grins.
"I'm a noble kind of guy." Ghost grins back, adoringly.
"Cunt." Simon says, fondly. He does pull out a little less gently than necessary though, his final punishment.
"Twat." Soap knows his grin looks at least as lovesick as it feels, but it's pretty apt, since he is painfully in love. "What you doing here?"
"Twat." Soap knows his grin looks at least as lovesick as it feels, but it's pretty apt, since he is painfully in love. "What you doing here?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Cunt." Simon says, fondly. He does pull out a little less gently than necessary though, his final punishment.
"Twat." Soap knows his grin looks at least as lovesick as it feels, but it's pretty apt, since he is painfully in love. "What you doing here?"
"Twat." Soap knows his grin looks at least as lovesick as it feels, but it's pretty apt, since he is painfully in love. "What you doing here?"
"Fucking hell." Ghost pants against Soap's shoulder. "I'm way too old to be fucking like that." He stretches so that his spine makes a series of pops in order to emphasise his point.
"Yeah, yeah." Soap rolls his eyes, hides his grin in Simon's neck. "You're old, we get it."
"Yeah, yeah." Soap rolls his eyes, hides his grin in Simon's neck. "You're old, we get it."
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Fucking hell." Ghost pants against Soap's shoulder. "I'm way too old to be fucking like that." He stretches so that his spine makes a series of pops in order to emphasise his point.
"Yeah, yeah." Soap rolls his eyes, hides his grin in Simon's neck. "You're old, we get it."
"Yeah, yeah." Soap rolls his eyes, hides his grin in Simon's neck. "You're old, we get it."
Soap is a sobbing mess by the time he feels Simon bite down on his shoulder, hard enough that he'll have his favourite type of bruise. Simon's hips stutter but never stop as he jerks his way through his orgasm, come filling Soap up until he feels heavy with it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Soap is a sobbing mess by the time he feels Simon bite down on his shoulder, hard enough that he'll have his favourite type of bruise. Simon's hips stutter but never stop as he jerks his way through his orgasm, come filling Soap up until he feels heavy with it.
He's usually such a generous lover, diligent to the point of overlooking his own needs. Sometimes though, when the sex is just right, when Ghost's head is in the right place, he lets it all go. Gives in to his basest desires until he's using Soap as much as he's fucking him.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He's usually such a generous lover, diligent to the point of overlooking his own needs. Sometimes though, when the sex is just right, when Ghost's head is in the right place, he lets it all go. Gives in to his basest desires until he's using Soap as much as he's fucking him.
Ghost grunts when Soap first starts to truly clench around him but he doesn't stop, or even break pace. Just keeps fucking Soap through his orgasm and right into overstimulation as he chases his own release. Soap loves it when Ghost is like this, lost to his own desires.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ghost grunts when Soap first starts to truly clench around him but he doesn't stop, or even break pace. Just keeps fucking Soap through his orgasm and right into overstimulation as he chases his own release. Soap loves it when Ghost is like this, lost to his own desires.
Soap couldn't say if it was that image that pushed him over the edge, or the friction of Ghost's stomach grinding against his cock, or just that he's been teetering on the edge for so long. It doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is that he's finally coming.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Soap couldn't say if it was that image that pushed him over the edge, or the friction of Ghost's stomach grinding against his cock, or just that he's been teetering on the edge for so long. It doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is that he's finally coming.