Toolie
@toolie.bsky.social
It’s all about the bike. Designer of stuff. Man of many parts, all of them well-worn.
The orange twat has been awarded a trophy for groping?
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The orange twat has been awarded a trophy for groping?
Phew. Almost forgot what an absolute C*nt Johnson is.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Phew. Almost forgot what an absolute C*nt Johnson is.
Vividly dreamt I’d sawn my legs off last night to play the role of a Japanese detective. Only to read the script and find he was 6’ tall…. I’ve no idea.
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Vividly dreamt I’d sawn my legs off last night to play the role of a Japanese detective. Only to read the script and find he was 6’ tall…. I’ve no idea.
Oh to be back in 1972. This beauties might have lasted a couple of lunch breaks.
September 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh to be back in 1972. This beauties might have lasted a couple of lunch breaks.
Can’t help thinking I’d not go on a far right fascist twunts March unless I was a fascist far right twunt. Own it you pricks.
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can’t help thinking I’d not go on a far right fascist twunts March unless I was a fascist far right twunt. Own it you pricks.
More than enough for 5 days away.
September 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
More than enough for 5 days away.
Be great if the flag shaggers could show how much they love and are proud of Britain by picking up some litter instead, mend a pot hole or two maybe.
September 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Be great if the flag shaggers could show how much they love and are proud of Britain by picking up some litter instead, mend a pot hole or two maybe.
Just been reminded what I was doing 40 years ago today. Yikes!
August 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just been reminded what I was doing 40 years ago today. Yikes!
I’m not even sure what I’m eating
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m not even sure what I’m eating
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Absolutely dystopian juxtaposition from the Guardian front page. Difficult to understand how anyone of decency and conscience can defend this government at this point. Just sheer moral degeneracy to arm a state that does this and arrest people for objecting. Wtf are we doing as a country?
July 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Absolutely dystopian juxtaposition from the Guardian front page. Difficult to understand how anyone of decency and conscience can defend this government at this point. Just sheer moral degeneracy to arm a state that does this and arrest people for objecting. Wtf are we doing as a country?
Becoming World champions was slightly marred by having that fat paedo hand over the trophy
July 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Becoming World champions was slightly marred by having that fat paedo hand over the trophy
Daughter at Heaton Park tonight. Very much not her music!
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Daughter at Heaton Park tonight. Very much not her music!
And Moth’s not even his real name!!! Wtf
July 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
And Moth’s not even his real name!!! Wtf
Couldn’t watch the old git, but have the crowd started chanting ‘fuck farage’ yet?
June 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Couldn’t watch the old git, but have the crowd started chanting ‘fuck farage’ yet?
I spend an awful lot of time watering the canes in my garden
June 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I spend an awful lot of time watering the canes in my garden
Twinned with Cockermouth in Cumbria, apparently.
June 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Twinned with Cockermouth in Cumbria, apparently.
Lovely bit of Osees. Dan!! Dan!
June 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Lovely bit of Osees. Dan!! Dan!
What’s that Scooby, a 6 hour bike ride and only 20 miles?
That’ll be the 5 pints then
That’ll be the 5 pints then
June 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What’s that Scooby, a 6 hour bike ride and only 20 miles?
That’ll be the 5 pints then
That’ll be the 5 pints then
Excellent night out at the theatre.
June 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Excellent night out at the theatre.