Feels like 25 outside and my mom thinks 55 is an appropriate temperature for Inside
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Feels like 25 outside and my mom thinks 55 is an appropriate temperature for Inside
Jesus take the wheel (straight off a cliff)
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jesus take the wheel (straight off a cliff)
They're on the other site saying Morgan isn't Black
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
They're on the other site saying Morgan isn't Black
Coworkers perfume smells like febreze
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Coworkers perfume smells like febreze
My phone updated in my sleep
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My phone updated in my sleep
Chronically online people shit talking taran when he's literally the most offline person ever like that man does not care
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Chronically online people shit talking taran when he's literally the most offline person ever like that man does not care
We gotta stop judging others when our own houses are a mess
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We gotta stop judging others when our own houses are a mess
I always think this is Dane Cook
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I always think this is Dane Cook
Depression kicking my ass so I didn't take a shower before coming to get my car fixed. Probably okay since this place smells like old cigarettes
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Depression kicking my ass so I didn't take a shower before coming to get my car fixed. Probably okay since this place smells like old cigarettes
It's November I'm thinking about Thanksgiving food and not houseguests or their exes
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's November I'm thinking about Thanksgiving food and not houseguests or their exes
Buying a jug of apple cider was a terrible idea
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Buying a jug of apple cider was a terrible idea
Ah I see we are gonna get discourse hours tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ah I see we are gonna get discourse hours tomorrow
My mom fell about a week ago and hasn't been able to go grocery shopping for my dad. Instead of my antisocial ass going in aldi I used a 50% code for u*er eats and am making someone else do it for me. It comes out to about the same price when i tip someone with the savings
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My mom fell about a week ago and hasn't been able to go grocery shopping for my dad. Instead of my antisocial ass going in aldi I used a 50% code for u*er eats and am making someone else do it for me. It comes out to about the same price when i tip someone with the savings
My mom was relieved that they dont kill people in squid games: the challenge. I said, well yeah, that'd be murder. She forgot they were real people 😭
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My mom was relieved that they dont kill people in squid games: the challenge. I said, well yeah, that'd be murder. She forgot they were real people 😭
Crockpot hyper fixation I'm about to make so much food
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Crockpot hyper fixation I'm about to make so much food
Thinking about the iguana someone brought into work yesterday named chicken nugget
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thinking about the iguana someone brought into work yesterday named chicken nugget
Note to future houseguests: the bb fandom isn't quite a forgive and forget type fandom
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Note to future houseguests: the bb fandom isn't quite a forgive and forget type fandom
Any time I read Johnathan Bailey my brain pictures Johnathan Bennett
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Any time I read Johnathan Bailey my brain pictures Johnathan Bennett
My mom still has the posters I hung up in like 2004 in the garage
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My mom still has the posters I hung up in like 2004 in the garage
Piss off your base, I dare ya
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Piss off your base, I dare ya
Very normal tweets that have the worlds worst comments
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Very normal tweets that have the worlds worst comments
Stomachs not crampy for the first time in 2 days I'm starving but scared to eat love this for me
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Stomachs not crampy for the first time in 2 days I'm starving but scared to eat love this for me
6 people in the queue at 5:52 when we close at 6
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
6 people in the queue at 5:52 when we close at 6
Sitting my entire 8 hour shift I should've worn more comfortable pants
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sitting my entire 8 hour shift I should've worn more comfortable pants