Please, we’re civilized. We have guillotines for that. Fire is too dangerous to infrastructure.

I've been staring at my screen too long when I wondered how tf you were going to emulate an integrated development environment.

It reminds you that it was somebody's game. I love it when there are old rental store stickers on them, or with famicom games - those end labels with the game title that came in a magazine kids would put on their cartridges since nintendo for some reason didn't have any text there

Some would say I *am* a personality but I had them exiled

Sometimes I hate my last name

Which Linux distro did you end up going with? I missed the entire discussion.

I’m weird in that i don’t even know to compile programs on Windows, just … everything else?

If you die and go to heaven and John candy isn’t there I don’t care what god says, it’s not heaven.

I enjoy fighting Jeff Goldblums fly in this.

We live in a lower class neighborhood and all the trick or treaters just shuttle off to the rich parts of town anymore.

Was it around SOTN that the internet as a whole shifted from calling it Dracula X to calling it Rondo?

I grabbed a IIe with duo disk and monitor for like $80 several years ago. Never used one as a kid, but wow are these fascinating and fantastic computers. It doesn’t seem unreasonable to know how every part of it works.

they tell us that
we lost our tails
evolving up
from little snails
i say it's all
just wind in sails
are we not men?
we are ... mölk?

I got 99 punches and a kick ain't one.

Yes but also Hydlide

LOL I still haven’t gotten my engine to render varying floor heights.

Where do I wishlist?

I was introduced by NES Strider and yeah kind of avoided other games with wall jumping as a result.

I’ve always wanted a space opera with a laser blunderbuss. You keep a ramrod and a bag of photons for when you need to reload.