After a metaphysical journey through multiple religions’ visions of the afterlife they find Ms Frizzle in the last stages of a chess match with Death itself, the soul on wager being Arnold the only student to perish on one of her adventures.

Jorubai Murk Lurker

That kid's a smart one.

Linda has bounced off all the vacation flicks, she can’t abide Clark as a character.

He’s been out of the league so long all his gifs don’t work anymore.

Dudes so old he remembers that the save icon is a picture of a 3.5 inch disc.

Actual grandpa needs to pay for 10 kids worth of braces, so he’s back in the game

This help? Any of these got any juice?

It’s as if advertising is an art form refined by decades of psychological research and genuine human talent? McD would have gotten a better ROI if they flushed their cash down the toilet.

I’d say you could make a fun movie about one of these super yachts, but since the billionaire would be pulped in the first 10 minutes I’m worried I’d lose interest in a feature length film.

You made the right choice, IU is jerks.

As a Purdue grad I take IU's win as further proof that if there is no god. One can only hope that they shit the bed in the playoffs.