Tony Mastrogiorgio
@tonymastro.bsky.social
Working on a couple darkly comic literary novels, wondering what the hell to do with them when I’m done.
I would cry with joy
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I would cry with joy
“You divorce wives never children” When you first hear that line you laugh. Then a moment later it strikes you how sweet that is
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“You divorce wives never children” When you first hear that line you laugh. Then a moment later it strikes you how sweet that is
Terriers.
Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James as low rent private eyes in a coastal town. One season. Absolutely great
Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James as low rent private eyes in a coastal town. One season. Absolutely great
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Terriers.
Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James as low rent private eyes in a coastal town. One season. Absolutely great
Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James as low rent private eyes in a coastal town. One season. Absolutely great
Another Random comment?
September 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Another Random comment?
I think Tim Weah is going to call ex-players evil again.
September 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think Tim Weah is going to call ex-players evil again.
This is why you are absolutely the best film critic right now. Your comments about Stamp are just incredible
September 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is why you are absolutely the best film critic right now. Your comments about Stamp are just incredible
Everything in MAGA and Trump worship is predicated on the idea that “they” are lying to you. “Expertise” is an insult to regular people, a con meant to keep us in line. Scientists are just another example. The only people you can trust are… anonymous untrained people on the web.
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Everything in MAGA and Trump worship is predicated on the idea that “they” are lying to you. “Expertise” is an insult to regular people, a con meant to keep us in line. Scientists are just another example. The only people you can trust are… anonymous untrained people on the web.
I hate it when you make obscure references to utterly disposable pop culture moments from long ago…and I get the joke…
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I hate it when you make obscure references to utterly disposable pop culture moments from long ago…and I get the joke…
Gee, whatever could you mean?
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gee, whatever could you mean?
Where will it be?
August 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Where will it be?
Can’t wait for the “making of…” documentary: a couple hours of Ice Cube staring at a monitor and making astonished faces
August 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Can’t wait for the “making of…” documentary: a couple hours of Ice Cube staring at a monitor and making astonished faces
In the next scene, the woman they picked up goes on and on about how great it was… but he points out he didn’t get his toast. He knows he’s defeated there too
July 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the next scene, the woman they picked up goes on and on about how great it was… but he points out he didn’t get his toast. He knows he’s defeated there too
It makes me feel better about the state of the world to know that at this moment people are gathering to talk about Flann O’Brien. (No doubt as truly true Gaelic Gaels who speak in true Gaelic Gaelic about the truly Gaelic language.)
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It makes me feel better about the state of the world to know that at this moment people are gathering to talk about Flann O’Brien. (No doubt as truly true Gaelic Gaels who speak in true Gaelic Gaelic about the truly Gaelic language.)
That’s a better plot than most of the movies she was in!
June 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That’s a better plot than most of the movies she was in!
Looks like he’s signed the confession
May 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looks like he’s signed the confession
Count me among the heretics who consider it not only better than Silence of the Lambs, but significantly better.
May 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Count me among the heretics who consider it not only better than Silence of the Lambs, but significantly better.
Yeah, been on a Percival Everett kick…
May 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Yeah, been on a Percival Everett kick…
Everyone in ICE involved in raids and this kind of bs needs to face prosecution.
May 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Everyone in ICE involved in raids and this kind of bs needs to face prosecution.