Tony Wells
tonyjwells.bsky.social
Tony Wells
@tonyjwells.bsky.social
#Manchester #England #UK, likes #walking #hiking #typewriters #learning #podcasts #dogs and #cats Early retired. Photo 10 yrs out of date. Also on Mastodon ermm.... #T480
You can tell it's fake because they all look happy.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Imho we have the best food in the world, all of it from other countries. The real British food is of course a closely guarded secret. Yum.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Young Teapot indicates there was an Old Teapot out there.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Perhaps they should try an even less likeable leader with more of the same policies?
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would not be able to resist drawing a spiky line across the chest with a permanent marker.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Mum, I can't put my shoes on!
Have you removed your toxin potatoes ? And please remember to put your anti-viral turnip in your coat hood before you head to school. And take your 5G protection carrots with you this time!
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Nooooooo.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You Only Live Sixfold.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Spoiler, Scarecrowbot has negotiated with the corvids, the scaring is for show and the focus is on sustainability in farming.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
She looked like she could drink Richard Burton under a table.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Rizzo : Light the lamp not the rat !
Gonzo : Look at us doing a callback.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Set it in Blackpool where they have to infiltrate a hen party.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I'm guessing it's along the corridor and 4.5 steps up from 6 5 1/2 C then down the slide.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
They're up shittlehope without a paddle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Assuming they're not knockoffs, they're made by veterans and sold by the RBL.

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November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ordnance survey benchmarks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm a bit scared to post this !

#handwriteyourpost
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I had a Labour councillor knock on the door today to hand me a leaflet and flyer. I was a bit puzzled, wondering why they were canvassing and it's not election time.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I can hear him laughing!
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I would be reporting them to the council. Not really though. Is this going to start getting competitive like Halloween and Christmas stuff for pets?
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A gentler more sophisticated time.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They also often have zero stakes in the opinions so can listen and move on. You can politely argue and discuss what to do about poverty but it's different if you're struggling to pay for food.
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM