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tonyellis55.bsky.social
@tonyellis55.bsky.social
Good news for anyone thinking of buying one; they'll develop a non-explosive model.
April 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My Domme's telephone number.
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Has to be The Police; "Don't stand so close to me": 'she made me do it!'

"Every breath you take": 'Stalking is just courting, really'.
April 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yeehah!
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I hope they haven't broken the mould! It'll be my first fridge magnet; limited edition for the niche market?
April 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Watch out; Mossad is about!
April 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reminds me of a joke which begins:
"Dad, mum nearly died today"
and ends:
...and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down, I think she would have gone."
April 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'll nip over and do it for you.
April 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Damn, I meant sheer/shea
January 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Wooster-sheer/shyer is probably closer for most of us...
January 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
That doesn't make sense to me, maybe because I'm tired. Think I'll just surrender and go to bed. Goodnight.
January 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do you seriously believe there's time for all that to (possibly) Happen? Have you looked at what's going on inthe world?
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It wasn't unelectable until the 'centrists' changed sides (look at the 2017 results). So every time the tories move right, labour has to move right to keep up with them; you know where that ends, don't you?
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ah, you're a fan of the 'I'm not even considering any arguments I disagree with' person.
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The worst because he's neutered the party that should be fighting the tendency. No worse than Kinnock in that, I suppose, just that he's the final nail in the coffin.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Among many others. Everyone from Thatcher onwards, if you think about it. For me, Starmer is the worst of all since he's killed off any hope of reversing the process. Perhaps the looming threat of Farage is a good thing; if liberals/centrists start to feel threatened, they may wake up a little.
January 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM