Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater)
@tonyabb.bsky.social
Amazed to have made it into my eighth decade. Resolute cynic of politics and the economy. On the left and supporter of women and minorities. Dark sense of humour. Living on Kabi Kabi country. Anti Zionist
I keep telling her that it’s offensive to remind me about jobs every six months.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I keep telling her that it’s offensive to remind me about jobs every six months.
Hah. Trump has a caddy that will put it into the hole for him even if he sliced it into the woods.
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Hah. Trump has a caddy that will put it into the hole for him even if he sliced it into the woods.
True. But it pisses me off
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
True. But it pisses me off
Could just remove ‘to raise a baby’ from that sentiment.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Could just remove ‘to raise a baby’ from that sentiment.
As long as the pieces are different shades. Same shade screams Bob Downe and Safari Suits.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As long as the pieces are different shades. Same shade screams Bob Downe and Safari Suits.
IMO superglue will do the trick. Fixes wounds, glues teeth back into place. A must for the first aid kit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
IMO superglue will do the trick. Fixes wounds, glues teeth back into place. A must for the first aid kit.
I think the word allegedly should be banned when it’s perfectly fkn obvious who did what.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I think the word allegedly should be banned when it’s perfectly fkn obvious who did what.
Damn. I’m going to have to put a whole day aside for you.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Damn. I’m going to have to put a whole day aside for you.
Not easy is the point of it all. If gov made it easy for you they would then have to assist you. Catch 22
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Not easy is the point of it all. If gov made it easy for you they would then have to assist you. Catch 22
No don’t do that. You would be better than the one we actually have @albomp.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No don’t do that. You would be better than the one we actually have @albomp.bsky.social
I hear Sportsbet has made a takeover offer for Roblox.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I hear Sportsbet has made a takeover offer for Roblox.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t stow thrones
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t stow thrones
Indeed. We will have to update it to “all the way with DJT”. Has the same demented ring to it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Indeed. We will have to update it to “all the way with DJT”. Has the same demented ring to it.
It’s a pyramid scheme
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It’s a pyramid scheme
Well that sounds good. Enjoy
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well that sounds good. Enjoy
Did you have to bend over backwards to secure the gig?
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Did you have to bend over backwards to secure the gig?
That dog needs a tow of frilly pink tents
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That dog needs a tow of frilly pink tents
Not to mention the Pro Hart museum. I used to think he was just an outback Ken Done but was blown away by some of his works. Pity he became a fundamentalist catholic zealot.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not to mention the Pro Hart museum. I used to think he was just an outback Ken Done but was blown away by some of his works. Pity he became a fundamentalist catholic zealot.
Oh come on. Trump never does anything for free. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh come on. Trump never does anything for free. 🤣