This fucking sucks for so many reasons, but above all what a ghoulish way for the world to find out

“That is, and let me be clear, the bottom line”

Ideally have his ballroom enjoined and SCOTUS nuke the tariffs on the same day, rip away the last two things he enjoys, or even still understands, all at once

For better or worse, they clearly decided to not let anyone anywhere possibly mistake this for anything other than a movie based on Street Fighter

I really needed like 5 more trailers that look like completely real video games, only to be revealed as another badger level. Like video games’ own “nope, still a Tide ad.”

Psychologists have had great results in men who identify at the highest levels of loneliness by having them recreationally put a little team together for the big score two nights a week