Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL.
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
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Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
· Oct 19
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
Reposted by Tom Worsley
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
Nicky Campbell with his new album "Did I Leave The Oven On?"
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Nicky Campbell with his new album "Did I Leave The Oven On?"
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
I'm sorry but this is the same bloke. This is the same show but with the image flipped I'm convinced.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm sorry but this is the same bloke. This is the same show but with the image flipped I'm convinced.
Of course he did.
Chelsea have suffered a major blow with the news that Cole Palmer has sustained another injury setback by fracturing his toe.
Palmer damaged the little toe on his left foot colliding with a door at home.
More from @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social ⬇️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
Palmer damaged the little toe on his left foot colliding with a door at home.
More from @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social ⬇️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Of course he did.
You can see the EXACT moment Schmeichel realises he's in trouble.
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You can see the EXACT moment Schmeichel realises he's in trouble.
Schmeichel keeping the family tradition alive of getting lobbed in hilarious fashion.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Schmeichel keeping the family tradition alive of getting lobbed in hilarious fashion.
Lego! Really clean streets! Hans Christian Andersen! Those open sandwiches!
Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lego! Really clean streets! Hans Christian Andersen! Those open sandwiches!
Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
Can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
I saw this go out and the joke about the Cranberries album, and buying music for his sister ("CD? Single?" "Yes, have you met her?") stuck in my mind for 25 years.
I was never fully sure who it was or what happened to the comic. Mystery solved I guess.
youtu.be/MlowScqYdno?...
I was never fully sure who it was or what happened to the comic. Mystery solved I guess.
youtu.be/MlowScqYdno?...
Lee Mack’s First Unedited TV Appearance in this Hilarious Comedy Debut! l Des O'Connor Tonight
YouTube video by Des O'Connor Tonight
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I saw this go out and the joke about the Cranberries album, and buying music for his sister ("CD? Single?" "Yes, have you met her?") stuck in my mind for 25 years.
I was never fully sure who it was or what happened to the comic. Mystery solved I guess.
youtu.be/MlowScqYdno?...
I was never fully sure who it was or what happened to the comic. Mystery solved I guess.
youtu.be/MlowScqYdno?...
Reposted by Tom Worsley
This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
Children In Need with its finger on the pop culture pulse opening with a Simpsons pastiche. Might as well have a section where the Embarrassing Bodies doctors do Gangnam Style.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Children In Need with its finger on the pop culture pulse opening with a Simpsons pastiche. Might as well have a section where the Embarrassing Bodies doctors do Gangnam Style.
Imagine being the worst at music in a family that contains Victoria Beckham.
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
CRUZ BECKHAM - LICK THE TOAD
YouTube video by Cruz Beckham
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Imagine being the worst at music in a family that contains Victoria Beckham.
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
Each episode of Eastenders will now have 8 minutes of two characters discussing how actually Putin is doing a lot of good work.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Each episode of Eastenders will now have 8 minutes of two characters discussing how actually Putin is doing a lot of good work.
Ohhh careful, you almost overreacted.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ohhh careful, you almost overreacted.
The Oval Office, Laugh, Love.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Oval Office, Laugh, Love.
Vinted listing:
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
This linen dress is 4,500 years old! On display in the Egyptian exhibition at the Fitzwilliam, Cambridge. fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Vinted listing:
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
'Are you enjoying this app? Yes. No' pops up.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
'Are you enjoying this app? Yes. No' pops up.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Is it OK to steal the toys of children? How about if it's when they're not looking?
Is it OK to talk at the cinema? How about if it’s just during the trailers? | Polly Hudson
Is it OK to talk at the cinema? How about if it’s just during the trailers? | Polly Hudson
Some might argue that streaming movies at home has given us all etiquette amnesia. But when it comes to disrupting a screening, I think the rules have some nuance, writes Polly Hudson
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is it OK to steal the toys of children? How about if it's when they're not looking?
Those PG Tips ads are edgier than I remember...
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Those PG Tips ads are edgier than I remember...
I have tried everything. And then combinations of everything. My kitchen has been like George's Marvellous Medicine.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have tried everything. And then combinations of everything. My kitchen has been like George's Marvellous Medicine.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
May 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"