tom
@tomwalker.bsky.social
I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
that humble little crocodile has returned
having a wonderful time looking through the "photographer's selection" images on Scania's website. a serene autumnal landscape traced delicately by that finger of commerce: The Truck
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
having a wonderful time looking through the "photographer's selection" images on Scania's website. a serene autumnal landscape traced delicately by that finger of commerce: The Truck
I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh
uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
VR is the future of gaming
September 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
VR is the future of gaming
Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice
September 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice
Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work
hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos
September 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos
Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)
New episode of SYWWAPP is out and I can finally reveal the pic that’s been my phones lockscreen for the past two months. My beautiful wife. Watch here and watch now:
youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI
youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
New episode of SYWWAPP is out and I can finally reveal the pic that’s been my phones lockscreen for the past two months. My beautiful wife. Watch here and watch now:
youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI
youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI
(Faintly, to self) yooooo
August 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
(Faintly, to self) yooooo
originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh
Same with me but with my cat Norm (pic from when he was stationary). They are scumbags!
August 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Same with me but with my cat Norm (pic from when he was stationary). They are scumbags!
This type of post is so funny to me. Look out world! The purchaser is here
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This type of post is so funny to me. Look out world! The purchaser is here