Tom VanAntwerp 🔵
@tomvanantwerp.com
💻 code things, mostly TypeScript
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wow, this was so much more than I expected!
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wow, this was so much more than I expected!
"Cheese is available"
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2014-10-19
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2014-10-19
www.smbc-comics.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Cheese is available"
I mean, with reviews like this...
A couple of tungsten cube reviews
YouTube video by Jeaney Collects
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I mean, with reviews like this...
Now *that* is a thoughtful gift!
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Now *that* is a thoughtful gift!
You know how many times I had to endure the serenade of a woodchipper from the 33rd floor? Fucking never!
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know how many times I had to endure the serenade of a woodchipper from the 33rd floor? Fucking never!
In college, when my friends and I went to our favorite pub trivia, they handed out old catalog cards for submitting your answers. I've got lots of fond memories of that, despite us never winning.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In college, when my friends and I went to our favorite pub trivia, they handed out old catalog cards for submitting your answers. I've got lots of fond memories of that, despite us never winning.
Was complaining to a friend who works at Microsoft about something not working right in Office 365, and his response... Well, at least some of them are aware that things could be better.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Was complaining to a friend who works at Microsoft about something not working right in Office 365, and his response... Well, at least some of them are aware that things could be better.
Bring on the dense urban party vibes!
a crowded city street with a sign that says optical
Alt: a crowded city street with a multitude of neon signs flashing in all colors
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bring on the dense urban party vibes!
...I guess at least it'll be easier to calculate our own traffic flow data if we can FOIA a continuous feed of everybody driving anywhere in the city...
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November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
...I guess at least it'll be easier to calculate our own traffic flow data if we can FOIA a continuous feed of everybody driving anywhere in the city...
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Turn on any news channel—they play this film 24/7/365.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Turn on any news channel—they play this film 24/7/365.
I've only recently become aware of this person and I can't figure out why I had to become aware of him.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I've only recently become aware of this person and I can't figure out why I had to become aware of him.
When I was dating my now-wife, she told me she wanted a middle class lifestyle.
I was unaware of the British meaning, and she was unaware of the American one. This caused some minor strife early in our marriage.
I'm still not sure if I succeeded greatly or if she lowered her standards.
I was unaware of the British meaning, and she was unaware of the American one. This caused some minor strife early in our marriage.
I'm still not sure if I succeeded greatly or if she lowered her standards.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I was dating my now-wife, she told me she wanted a middle class lifestyle.
I was unaware of the British meaning, and she was unaware of the American one. This caused some minor strife early in our marriage.
I'm still not sure if I succeeded greatly or if she lowered her standards.
I was unaware of the British meaning, and she was unaware of the American one. This caused some minor strife early in our marriage.
I'm still not sure if I succeeded greatly or if she lowered her standards.