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Tom Tinkerer
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I fix broken things.
Sometimes I break fixed things. 🤷‍♂️

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It's pure madness that I can get on amazon and just buy a crystal skull and have it delivered in two days.

Pure sci fi. You know how awesome it would to have owned a crystal skull in the 80s/90s? You'd have to figure out who sold them and that would have been a feat in and of itself...
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 AM
How's Lancelot figure into this?
not enough people talk about how knights are inherently cucks btw. oh you’re swearing your oath of fealty to the queen forever? you vow to protect her with your life, and give her all you have? that’s great. did you know she’s married and sees you as nothing more than a useful pawn
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
My wife is showing me the vintage America kid purge night scene in "Take me to St. Louis."

This is pure madness.

I have not had enough beer to process this tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Would it be unethical to take advantage of the least ethical government to try to a cat themed $100 bill released? Something of the same style and weird ass occulty symbolism...
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Her whole....*vague wave*...everything triggered the whole uncanny valley survival instinct in me. Am I the only one?
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reposted by Tom Tinkerer
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I can't believe how good some people are at Julian Calendar.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I guess I don't know why malls haven't made a comeback.

You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Someone in my office has banana allergies. We can't have banana containing items. The presence sets them off.

Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.

So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So basically Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing seat a duly elected Congress Woman to prevent the release of the Epstein files... which means he's either one of the pedophiles in the files, or protecting those pedophiles...

Does he have children? Has social services been notified...
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My calico has one eye with the smokey wing thing going on.

How should I go about giving her other eye the same look? Mascara recommend?

Do I just get one that's been tested on animals?

#LightTrolling to take minds off the shit show we're living through.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Someone convince the right to become asbestos deniers so they start using it again
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
#ABC is bending over for Chairman #trump again...

Do we email campaign #Bob_Iger to say we view compliance as collaboration?

They care about money more than all our rights, is that way to send a msg?

Is #MickeyMouse a fascist or at the least collaborator?

Would fascist #mickey memes help?
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shut up Charlie, I have an angle.
September 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Adding "-affiliate" to my web searches brings real information to the surface, and filters out the AI blog farm garbage.

How do you guys try to unfuck searches?
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Who would have guessed enough money, success and time would have turned Snoop Dogg into an old conservative white woman?

W h a t a f u c k i n g p o s e r.

Snoop Dogg or Snoopy Karen?
a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on her cell phone .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on her cell phone .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
If everyone had panicked appropriately after waking up one day & seeing all the 25¢ toy machines had been replaced with 50¢ ones, then dollar.. this could have been prevented! Now they have credit card slots! *shakes fist* All signs things were gonna get so very dark
So here we are, cannibalism.
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm watching The Accountant and I'm like "This guy could get the Epstein file..."
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Anyone who wants without any possible current need, or future possible use, anyone can order a just-add-a-stick DIY Spear making kit... made by some whacky or zany person who makes them as a living or as a side hustle. Love it. 🤣
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July 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This could be the time where the Dumb and Dumber franchise had a British cultural reboot...

We just need to work together...
July 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!

Where'd the Epstein files go? *magic*
July 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Epstein files? What Epstein? What files?

Who could have guessed *this* was how this shit show was going to play out? Oh... everyone with half a brain and at least a drop of cynicism. 🙄

I hope someone leaks what they obviously are hiding. All we need is one good person to slip this out...
July 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to enjoy myself and dissociate during this team meeting but they keep asking me friggin' questions...
June 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Boulevard of broken dreams, but it's about the Backyardigans.
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM