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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️
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"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!”
“Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise”
“Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."
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@lunarantic.bsky.social It wasn't Jack Black, it was Brian Blessed!
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I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face...
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
X Files.
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Tonight, I am mostly listening to..
And it's an absolute belter.
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