TomPaleo
@tompaleo.bsky.social
Teacher, husband, father, dog owner, in no particular order. Practicing Democrat, aspiring hiker, and admirer of artists and writers who inspire me. Oh, and F47.
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“Whether you like it or not.”
Still unnerves me.
Still unnerves me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Whether you like it or not.”
Still unnerves me.
Still unnerves me.
“Some people are more equal than others.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“Some people are more equal than others.”
Non-humans attempting to shake hands.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Non-humans attempting to shake hands.
You don’t even need a raisin for doing that.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You don’t even need a raisin for doing that.
No votes for the Palaeosaurus?
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No votes for the Palaeosaurus?
I’m sure that Trump has a plan for making sure that utility companies and their CEOs don’t miss out on any lost money from consumers going bankrupt.
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m sure that Trump has a plan for making sure that utility companies and their CEOs don’t miss out on any lost money from consumers going bankrupt.
Agreed. Tried hard and successfully resisted saying to a couple of the climbers who were arriving at the top, “Well, we made it!”
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Agreed. Tried hard and successfully resisted saying to a couple of the climbers who were arriving at the top, “Well, we made it!”
Took me a minute to remember the "Dirty Laundry" reference.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Took me a minute to remember the "Dirty Laundry" reference.
Clutch your pearls, Senator.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Clutch your pearls, Senator.
Many people are saying they would rather he did not.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Many people are saying they would rather he did not.
He thinks it’s a color in his box of crayons.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He thinks it’s a color in his box of crayons.
Destined to be featured one day in a Sinema.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Destined to be featured one day in a Sinema.
Seriously, I can’t get one “You’ll get nothing and like it!”?
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Seriously, I can’t get one “You’ll get nothing and like it!”?
Is he thinking of Merchandise Mart because he once watched The Fugitive and that’s a place in Chicago in his brain?
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is he thinking of Merchandise Mart because he once watched The Fugitive and that’s a place in Chicago in his brain?
$2,000! Excellent! I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
$2,000! Excellent! I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
I think he is waxing, but he could be waning.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I think he is waxing, but he could be waning.
The finest legal representation in Springfield
a cartoon of a man talking to another man with the words i move for a bad court thingy
Alt: a cartoon of the one and only Lionel Hutz talking to a judge and saying, “I move for a bad court thingy.”
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November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The finest legal representation in Springfield
We’re going to need you to stop asking questions. Also we don’t have a record of you buying a bundle of cornstalks or a bale of hay. Can you please explain?
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We’re going to need you to stop asking questions. Also we don’t have a record of you buying a bundle of cornstalks or a bale of hay. Can you please explain?
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I'd do it and get back in line
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'd do it and get back in line
Congratulations on having your cheese situation is taken care of for the rest of your lives.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Congratulations on having your cheese situation is taken care of for the rest of your lives.