Tommy pickles
@tommypickles.bsky.social
Just another chronically online gay millennial. Kindness is sexy af. Calgary, AB 🇨🇦🌈 | twitter (inactive): sofarsogoodboy (previously smartbutlazyaf)
Who has the time and patience to track macros? Like I get maybe if you’re like a body builder or pro athlete but could not imagine spending my free time doing that. like I want to be fit but I feel like the most I want to do is work out and eat mostly nutritious 😭
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who has the time and patience to track macros? Like I get maybe if you’re like a body builder or pro athlete but could not imagine spending my free time doing that. like I want to be fit but I feel like the most I want to do is work out and eat mostly nutritious 😭
My dislike for Nicki minaj has never been this strong
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My dislike for Nicki minaj has never been this strong
been reading about thermal runaway now I’m gonna fly with less power banks 🥲
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
been reading about thermal runaway now I’m gonna fly with less power banks 🥲
Me with a dragon
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me with a dragon
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Ad-infested video sites are no match for my tenacity
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ad-infested video sites are no match for my tenacity
Happy for Mariah for getting her hot 100 record back. I wonder how many total weeks at number she’ll get with All I Want.. 30?! 40?!
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Happy for Mariah for getting her hot 100 record back. I wonder how many total weeks at number she’ll get with All I Want.. 30?! 40?!
When people start listing out all the awesome modern DJs and horror movies as bad, I question their taste in everything
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When people start listing out all the awesome modern DJs and horror movies as bad, I question their taste in everything
Just hoping that time will heal all
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Just hoping that time will heal all
Why would trump say something so insensitive and untrue during such a sad moment? Rob Reiner was murdered and he spews such ugly rhetoric that’s not even based on an ounce of truth. what an awful person
December 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why would trump say something so insensitive and untrue during such a sad moment? Rob Reiner was murdered and he spews such ugly rhetoric that’s not even based on an ounce of truth. what an awful person
The fact that my colleagues just respond to my emails with reaction emojis is still so weird to me 😵💫
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The fact that my colleagues just respond to my emails with reaction emojis is still so weird to me 😵💫
Rarely clean shaven
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Rarely clean shaven
Diversify or die. That goes for biology, investments and countries too!!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Diversify or die. That goes for biology, investments and countries too!!!
Old joke but thank you for the 1M followers 🥳
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Old joke but thank you for the 1M followers 🥳
Came into work today on a Saturday to service a device. I should get an award
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Came into work today on a Saturday to service a device. I should get an award
I don’t get why governments don’t enforce anti trust laws. why are they letting massive companies swallow up all their competition which just ends up hurting consumers
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don’t get why governments don’t enforce anti trust laws. why are they letting massive companies swallow up all their competition which just ends up hurting consumers
I’m so happy with all the quality gay media we’ve got these past 2 years. We’ve been so spoiled 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m so happy with all the quality gay media we’ve got these past 2 years. We’ve been so spoiled 😭
I really hope I’m not using all my luck on this dumb shit I could’ve easily avoided
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I really hope I’m not using all my luck on this dumb shit I could’ve easily avoided
Best time of year for data nerds :)
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Best time of year for data nerds :)
Mountain lake towns 😍
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mountain lake towns 😍
Finally listening to rosalia’s album Lux and it simply exquisite so far 👌
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Finally listening to rosalia’s album Lux and it simply exquisite so far 👌
Oh wow just learned that Mariah/Boyz II Men’s song One Sweet Day is inspired by the AIDS crisis. that makes the song way more meaningful to me now.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh wow just learned that Mariah/Boyz II Men’s song One Sweet Day is inspired by the AIDS crisis. that makes the song way more meaningful to me now.
But my piece of life advice after that is to always pull off if a cop is driving behind you for too long. I swear there’s a million things they can pull you over for when you think you’re following all the rules 😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But my piece of life advice after that is to always pull off if a cop is driving behind you for too long. I swear there’s a million things they can pull you over for when you think you’re following all the rules 😭
The traffic cop gave me a warning. Praise all good things 😭😭🙏🙏
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The traffic cop gave me a warning. Praise all good things 😭😭🙏🙏
Just drove the past hour in the scariest snowy low visibility conditions in my life. glad to be back in my hotel room 😭🥶
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just drove the past hour in the scariest snowy low visibility conditions in my life. glad to be back in my hotel room 😭🥶
me and the laser tag course
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
me and the laser tag course