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Micky Penguins
@tommyds.bsky.social
Birmingham dad, leftie like you wouldn't believe, occasionally funny
IG: @tomdesalis
I thought it was going to be metaphorical, like how the police fuck minorities
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The current GOP are so nuts they’re making Rand Paul reasonable
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Fuck it”, said Zebedee
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Have they colour tinted that picture of Craig Guilford to make him look like a nazi?
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
T-Rex trying to pop a viagra but he can’t because he’s got little arms

Joke’s got layers
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You say that, but I think you know in your heart that you love bombing goatherds
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
More fool them, they'd have to listen to all the podcasts for context too
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm going to go ahead and infer that there's some really obvious evidence of vindictive prosecution (which I can do because I'm not a lawyer)
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
definitely #1 on my big list of pottery technicians that I can name, yes
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m sorry, is that hamper bauble £26?!
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don’t you dare take her mass produced gateaux either
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I try to separate the religion from the humans administering it. I think, if you're pursuing answers to spiritual or philosophical questions, that dismissing an idea because it's embraced by a religion is like hating a good song because it's popular. You don't have to buy the whole album
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Serif fonts use more pixels, inherently wasteful
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thank you. I've been trying to make a good joke out of this and this is it
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thyme has not improved it
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I think we should laugh at these people more. When they say something that's nonsense, just laugh in their faces.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The funniest part about him hating on TWBB is when he says "Austin Butler would have been great" when he was about 14 and firmly in his Nickelodeon era
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM