Thomas Carter
@tommycarter329.bsky.social
Mainer, Democrat, raconteur, gun owner, Hunter S. Thompson fan, cannabis enthusiast, award winning poet, and chemo warrior.
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
MAGA chuds between the ages of 18-24 years old should be first in line for those coveted ground troops jobs.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
MAGA chuds between the ages of 18-24 years old should be first in line for those coveted ground troops jobs.
Great time to invest in Packaging LLC, Mopec, 3D Barrier Bags, Inc., and Ferno Norden Military Systems - companies that produce body bags for the U.S. military.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Great time to invest in Packaging LLC, Mopec, 3D Barrier Bags, Inc., and Ferno Norden Military Systems - companies that produce body bags for the U.S. military.
Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both
I found the old MTG repulsive, but should we not applaud her willingness to repent and stand up for the Epstein victims?
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I found the old MTG repulsive, but should we not applaud her willingness to repent and stand up for the Epstein victims?
They will somehow manage, once again, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They will somehow manage, once again, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
🦞 L O B S T E R
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🦞 L O B S T E R
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579