Crowd: we'd take Hitler Lite over Hitler, given only those two choices.
Next day's paper: HITLER LITE POLLING WELL WITH CROWD
Politicians: if I were to run Hitler's policies but talk like Hitler Slightly Less Light in public, I'll win both sides! Politics is easy 😎🍸

"cancelled" = "the public knows the person is a piece of shit, but doesn't care"

www.discogs.com/release/5890...

There was a band called Snow What that beat them to it. Riyl Guided By Voices or Exploding Hearts

We're just normal men

Slungus

Bread salad

Who do you bring out for a surprise guest halfway through? I'd say Stevie Wonder and Greg Pusciato

Also, if you don't post something random, there will be reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last

King Dom Hearts

Incredible

I wanted to write songs, but my parents couldn't afford to get me two months at Ocean Way, so instead I'm going to push a button to churn out crass soulless pap that doesn't touch anybody in any meaningful way

I'd rather chill with the radding crowd *does kickflip*

The barbershop quartet will explore each other's bodies (except for buttholes)