Tom Jamieson
@tomjam.bsky.social
State sponsored satire writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
King Tango panicking so hard…
“Pam could you start an investigation into loads of Democrats who definitely aren’t me about a hoax which I said didn’t exist.”
“Pam could you start an investigation into loads of Democrats who definitely aren’t me about a hoax which I said didn’t exist.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
King Tango panicking so hard…
“Pam could you start an investigation into loads of Democrats who definitely aren’t me about a hoax which I said didn’t exist.”
“Pam could you start an investigation into loads of Democrats who definitely aren’t me about a hoax which I said didn’t exist.”
Our new Pot Kettle issue on sale now!
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Our new Pot Kettle issue on sale now!
As expected one story dominating the front pages today
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
As expected one story dominating the front pages today
Good. Whatever it is I’ll be doing the opposite
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good. Whatever it is I’ll be doing the opposite
Nothing is impossible if you’re prepared to put yourself out there…
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nothing is impossible if you’re prepared to put yourself out there…
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
This woman killed 11m people today. What have you done?
How many great shows have they hidden from prying eyes 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How many great shows have they hidden from prying eyes 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
The nation today trying to avoid finding out who wins ‘Celebrity Traitors’ tonight after the final ep was accidentally aired early in Canada
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The nation today trying to avoid finding out who wins ‘Celebrity Traitors’ tonight after the final ep was accidentally aired early in Canada
I aspire to writing satire this perfect
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I aspire to writing satire this perfect
Camilla’s side hustle selling homemade batik candles on Vinted?
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Camilla’s side hustle selling homemade batik candles on Vinted?
2011 - 2025. You gotta play the long game but eventually the world catches up
New issue of The Eye on sale now
New issue of The Eye on sale now
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
2011 - 2025. You gotta play the long game but eventually the world catches up
New issue of The Eye on sale now
New issue of The Eye on sale now
For those of you missing the Pooch & his stick updates.
7 weeks since leg op he’s living his best Sunday morning life (injured one on display)
Recovery bang on schedule so far - we’re up to 3 x 15/20 min daily walks on the short lead.
XRay at week 8 will tell us more. He remains a very good boy.
7 weeks since leg op he’s living his best Sunday morning life (injured one on display)
Recovery bang on schedule so far - we’re up to 3 x 15/20 min daily walks on the short lead.
XRay at week 8 will tell us more. He remains a very good boy.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
For those of you missing the Pooch & his stick updates.
7 weeks since leg op he’s living his best Sunday morning life (injured one on display)
Recovery bang on schedule so far - we’re up to 3 x 15/20 min daily walks on the short lead.
XRay at week 8 will tell us more. He remains a very good boy.
7 weeks since leg op he’s living his best Sunday morning life (injured one on display)
Recovery bang on schedule so far - we’re up to 3 x 15/20 min daily walks on the short lead.
XRay at week 8 will tell us more. He remains a very good boy.
Just kill someone at Center Parcs
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just kill someone at Center Parcs
From a couple of issues back in The Eye. Not saying we told you so but…
(new issue on sale now)
(new issue on sale now)
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
From a couple of issues back in The Eye. Not saying we told you so but…
(new issue on sale now)
(new issue on sale now)
So exhausting dealing with these narcissist psychopaths…
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So exhausting dealing with these narcissist psychopaths…
Update for the literally tens of people who enjoy the exploits of my stick mad pooch. His knee operation was exactly a month ago! Here he is last week off to the vet. Recovery so far 100% on schedule. He remains a joy who doesn’t like that crate! Fingers crossed he’s off the lead again by December.
October 14, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Update for the literally tens of people who enjoy the exploits of my stick mad pooch. His knee operation was exactly a month ago! Here he is last week off to the vet. Recovery so far 100% on schedule. He remains a joy who doesn’t like that crate! Fingers crossed he’s off the lead again by December.
This one hits me hard. Love it so much. The wonderful Gwendolyn Brooks. #nationalpoetryday
October 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This one hits me hard. Love it so much. The wonderful Gwendolyn Brooks. #nationalpoetryday
Andy Burnham can be Labour’s unity candidate, as everyone in the party hates him.
Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!
Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Andy Burnham can be Labour’s unity candidate, as everyone in the party hates him.
Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!
Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!
What are my three favourite euphemisms for sex you ask?
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
What are my three favourite euphemisms for sex you ask?
Have you seen the contract! No jokes we disapprove of
September 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Have you seen the contract! No jokes we disapprove of
Epstein sex trafficking children for powerful men - let’s all just forget about that
Malfunctioning escalator (caused by King Tango’s own videographer) 😂😂😂
Malfunctioning escalator (caused by King Tango’s own videographer) 😂😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Epstein sex trafficking children for powerful men - let’s all just forget about that
Malfunctioning escalator (caused by King Tango’s own videographer) 😂😂😂
Malfunctioning escalator (caused by King Tango’s own videographer) 😂😂😂
No matter how shit Al algorithms are, they always find a way to be shittier. That would be a biblical level comeback FFS!
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
No matter how shit Al algorithms are, they always find a way to be shittier. That would be a biblical level comeback FFS!
I mean it goes without saying kicking out legal citizens of the UK enmasse would crash the economy & be the Windrush scandal on steroids, but what does Farage care as long as he gets a cheap headline & blows his Enoch-Lite dog whistle
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I mean it goes without saying kicking out legal citizens of the UK enmasse would crash the economy & be the Windrush scandal on steroids, but what does Farage care as long as he gets a cheap headline & blows his Enoch-Lite dog whistle
“Andrew Tate Stunt arrest*
Open goal there for the nation’s newsreaders if they fancy going viral.
Open goal there for the nation’s newsreaders if they fancy going viral.
September 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Andrew Tate Stunt arrest*
Open goal there for the nation’s newsreaders if they fancy going viral.
Open goal there for the nation’s newsreaders if they fancy going viral.
Pooch update! Heading towards end of recovery week 1. Has been…a lot. Back into his crate soon. He remains a very good boy.
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pooch update! Heading towards end of recovery week 1. Has been…a lot. Back into his crate soon. He remains a very good boy.