Tom Hannigan
@tomhannigan.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, and filmmaker from Philadelphia doing his best. Producer at Case Comedy, Super Human Horse, and the Talkin 2024 Podcast.
I wish I loved anything as much as spell check like the Oxford Comma.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as spell check like the Oxford Comma.
Is it possible the Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad in the Superbowl they’re just bad at football now?
September 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Is it possible the Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad in the Superbowl they’re just bad at football now?
I’ve got 99 problems and that’s too many problems.
August 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’ve got 99 problems and that’s too many problems.
Between Ozzy and Hulk Hogan dying, it’s a rough week for people who were running wild in the 80’s.
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Between Ozzy and Hulk Hogan dying, it’s a rough week for people who were running wild in the 80’s.
It’s never anyone you want to die. R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
July 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s never anyone you want to die. R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
Cuomo continuing his run for NYC mayor is proof that he’s doesn’t have anyone in his life that’s honest with him.
July 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Cuomo continuing his run for NYC mayor is proof that he’s doesn’t have anyone in his life that’s honest with him.
It’s that time of the night where Duolingo sends me a notification asking “…if I think this is a fucking game?”
July 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s that time of the night where Duolingo sends me a notification asking “…if I think this is a fucking game?”
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shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
June 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
My metric for if I’m worried about Los Angeles is based on whether or not my LA friends are posting about their improv shows.
June 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My metric for if I’m worried about Los Angeles is based on whether or not my LA friends are posting about their improv shows.
If Trump really wanted to stick it to Elon he’d tax that shit out of billionaires. That would show him.
June 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If Trump really wanted to stick it to Elon he’d tax that shit out of billionaires. That would show him.
I don’t know if I’m better at Duolingo after my edible kicks in or if I just get better at lying to myself.
June 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don’t know if I’m better at Duolingo after my edible kicks in or if I just get better at lying to myself.
Anyone who post online in all caps shouldn’t be allowed to be President. I don’t care what it says, you look insane doing that shit.
May 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anyone who post online in all caps shouldn’t be allowed to be President. I don’t care what it says, you look insane doing that shit.
“Stop! Collaborate and listen!” - A middle school art teacher trying to regain control of their students.
May 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Stop! Collaborate and listen!” - A middle school art teacher trying to regain control of their students.
Chicago Pope sounds more like a rejected SNL character from the 90’s than a real thing that happened today.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Chicago Pope sounds more like a rejected SNL character from the 90’s than a real thing that happened today.
I don’t know why Katy Perry is getting roasted so bad online for her dancing. I appreciate any pop star who lowers the bar for the rest of us.
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don’t know why Katy Perry is getting roasted so bad online for her dancing. I appreciate any pop star who lowers the bar for the rest of us.
Just for clarification, I say “No worries,” I’m saying you shouldn’t worry about whatever we’re talking about. We’re good, but those worries are all mine and you can’t have them.
May 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Just for clarification, I say “No worries,” I’m saying you shouldn’t worry about whatever we’re talking about. We’re good, but those worries are all mine and you can’t have them.
Saw Sinners a second time while visiting Amsterdam. The movie hits different a second time. Walking out of the theater and into a lobby in another country playing Alicia Keys fucked me up a little.
May 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Saw Sinners a second time while visiting Amsterdam. The movie hits different a second time. Walking out of the theater and into a lobby in another country playing Alicia Keys fucked me up a little.
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Being an artist is like "when i finish this art project i am going to reward myself for working so hard by making this new art project"
Over and over until you die.
Over and over until you die.
April 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Being an artist is like "when i finish this art project i am going to reward myself for working so hard by making this new art project"
Over and over until you die.
Over and over until you die.
One thing I love about Italian restaurants is that It’ll be the most beautiful place and with the best food in the world and without fail there will still be photos of Marlon Brando from the Godfather everywhere. The choke hold that movie still has is incredible.
April 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One thing I love about Italian restaurants is that It’ll be the most beautiful place and with the best food in the world and without fail there will still be photos of Marlon Brando from the Godfather everywhere. The choke hold that movie still has is incredible.
The Pope dying right after declining to meet with the Vice President is straight out of an episode of Veep.
April 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Pope dying right after declining to meet with the Vice President is straight out of an episode of Veep.
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The big plan to stop immigrants from coming to America is to make it so bad that no one will want to be here.
April 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The big plan to stop immigrants from coming to America is to make it so bad that no one will want to be here.
Just paid $30 to tell a Doctor I’m feeling better over the phone. We clearly have the best healthcare system in the world.
April 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just paid $30 to tell a Doctor I’m feeling better over the phone. We clearly have the best healthcare system in the world.
I’m watching John Wick 4 right now. He’s so lucky only he has good aim up close to people.
April 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m watching John Wick 4 right now. He’s so lucky only he has good aim up close to people.
I can only keep a secret if it’s not hilarious.
April 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I can only keep a secret if it’s not hilarious.