Tom Ellison
@tomellison123.bsky.social
-Climate change, disinformation, security
-Humor in McSweeney’s, New Yorker, etc.
-Board, Homes Not Borders
-Rule of 3 disregarder
Humor writing at: www.tom-ellison.com
Personal views
-Humor in McSweeney’s, New Yorker, etc.
-Board, Homes Not Borders
-Rule of 3 disregarder
Humor writing at: www.tom-ellison.com
Personal views
WANTED: Dangerous DC criminal
Known Aliases: Stinkus McGinkus, Professor Chunkman
Height/Weight: 1’2”, 32 lbs
Build: Sausage-esque
Crimes: Public Urination/Nudity, Grand Theft String Cheese, Tax Evasion
Known Aliases: Stinkus McGinkus, Professor Chunkman
Height/Weight: 1’2”, 32 lbs
Build: Sausage-esque
Crimes: Public Urination/Nudity, Grand Theft String Cheese, Tax Evasion
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
WANTED: Dangerous DC criminal
Known Aliases: Stinkus McGinkus, Professor Chunkman
Height/Weight: 1’2”, 32 lbs
Build: Sausage-esque
Crimes: Public Urination/Nudity, Grand Theft String Cheese, Tax Evasion
Known Aliases: Stinkus McGinkus, Professor Chunkman
Height/Weight: 1’2”, 32 lbs
Build: Sausage-esque
Crimes: Public Urination/Nudity, Grand Theft String Cheese, Tax Evasion
The #nokings protest for Takoma Park MD stretches further down the streets than I could see.
The Home Depot where Abrego Garcia was detained is a few minutes away.
The Home Depot where Abrego Garcia was detained is a few minutes away.
June 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The #nokings protest for Takoma Park MD stretches further down the streets than I could see.
The Home Depot where Abrego Garcia was detained is a few minutes away.
The Home Depot where Abrego Garcia was detained is a few minutes away.